Turkish massage

[Hedge]

If it's another bloke massaging you, I don't see her problem. If it's a girl, I do.

I dunno if it was you posting similar poo in the girls and porn thread, but come on mate.. people shouldnt be totally shielded from the opposite sex if they are in a relationship

 

[Mr_White]

It'll be a middle aged, over weight, hairy Turk doing it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8YuHIpOjw

 

[benneh]

Would you want some bloke massaging your girlfriend while she was naked or half naked? I think she has a point. I'd support her in this.

I really wouldn't mind lol. It's just a massage!.

 

[HamZilla]

I heard the Turkish men are black hence your girlfriend being upset.

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

I heard the Turkish men are black hence your girlfriend being upset.

Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkaayyyyy.

 

[Richdog]

FFS why does it matter if a massage is performed by a male or a female? If its a proper, non-sexual theraputic massage then surely you or your girlfriend are mature enough to disregard the sex of the person performing it and just let it happen.

Honestly, some people worry about the stupidest things... and your girlfriend is acting completely pathetic.

 

[pitchfork]

Just childish if you ask me, i'm perfectly fine with a professional massuist massaging my girlfreind. She fine with me getting a massage done, and I have had many times, I get back pain quite often and it is brilliant for my back.

 

[Pulsar_GTI]

FFS why does it matter if a massage is performed by a male or a female? If its a proper, non-sexual theraputic massage then surely you or your girlfriend are mature enough to disregard the sex of the person performing it and just let it happen.

Honestly, some people worry about the stupidest things... and your girlfriend is acting completely pathetic

Your spot on there Richdog tis exactly how i feel !

Just childish if you ask me, i'm perfectly fine with a professional massuist massaging my girlfreind. She fine with me getting a massage done, and I have had many times, I get back pain quite often and it is brilliant for my back.

Exactly my arm has been messin me off for a while now need to get it sorted. I wouldnt mind if my gf had a massage if she had a bad arm or back

 

[Pulsar_GTI]

Cheers for all the replies people!

I think i have sorted it now, i said that she was being silly and I might of took it a bit to far and said im cancelling the holiday lol but now she is okay with it. I just didnt see a problem with it and all the fuss was ****** me off

 

[FTM]

nowt wrong with it...a turkish bath then a massage by a turkish weightlifter..makes you feel alive..and if you feel really brave finish it off with a haircut and a shave! best shave I ever had..didnt need to shave for about 4 days afterwards he got it so close!

 

[ringo747]

never had turkish massage but had a few thai ones. They are real good. And as said above turkish shave is class too.

 

[Richdog]

If it's another bloke massaging you, I don't see her problem. If it's a girl, I do.

Just out of interest would you consider yourself in any way sexually repressed?

 

[LordSplodge]

Would you want some bloke massaging your girlfriend while she was naked or half naked? I think she has a point. I'd support her in this.

I'd not have problem with that. Nor would my wife have any problem with me getting one. Jeez, doe anybody have a relationship with some trust? It's a massage not a hand job...

 

[kempythe2nd]

Lol why do women always think that as soon as a guy mentions having a massage he means he wants to go to some seedy rub and tug parlour?

Punch her in the ovaries and tell her to grow up

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

If it's another bloke massaging you, I don't see her problem. If it's a girl, I do.

Would you ask for a same sex physio, osteopath or nurse?

 

[LordSplodge]

Would you ask for a same sex physio, osteopath or nurse?

As somebody who spends a good amount of time in hospital I want female nurses. Preferably buxom ones.

My doctor and consultant are both female, and the consultant nearly always sees me naked.

Life is good...

 

[dustiestrat]

turkish massages are almost always done by men or burly women because its quite rough so i dont see why you gf would mind. one thing i'd suggest not letting your gf get one unless done by a women because the turkish have wondering hands.

 

[jumpy]

rub and tug parlour?

lmao nice euphemism. I'll have to remember that

 

[netby]

A chap visits a massage parlour. On the wall he sees a price list:
Turkish massage £30
Swedish Massage £75
De-waxing £100
Being new to the experience and not sure if he will enjoy it he decides to go for the cheapest option.
He is led into a room and told to undress and lie on the table, which he duly does. A few moments later a 20 stone Turkish wrestler enters and begins to punch and pummel him without mercy. The pain is incredible as limbs are bent into positions they were never designed to adopt. In the pause between two assaults the man manages to gasp: "Ok I’ll pay the extra; I’ll have the Swedish massage."
The wrestler shambles out and is replaced by a tall leggy blond from Stockholm dressed only in her bra and panties. She leans over him and begins to gently rub scented oil into his bruised flesh. Soon the pain is forgotten and he becomes increasingly aroused as her slim hands travel down his back and the massage becomes distinctly ‘intimate.' His breathing becomes more rapid and his body arches rhythmically when suddenly the masseuse packs up her oils and walks to the door. The man whimpers: "Oh God, I’ll pay the extra—don't stop!"
Immediately the girl returns and slipping her hand between his legs begins to resurrect his slightly flagging ardour. Just as the critical moment arrives the Turkish wrestler runs in and hits the man viciously in the testicles: sure enough; all the wax flew out of his ears.

 

[LordSplodge]

sure enough; all the wax flew out of his ears.

I want my two minutes back I spent reading that...