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My mum refuses to call the wireless router in our house by it's name. It's simply referred to as "the box" 
The things parents say
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i got Rollocked at work for saying to someone over the phone, N for Naughty
My mam saying i have no colour co-ordination when she wants to paint my room green and orange
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My mum does that when talking to me...reels off names till she gets mine right.
i got Rollocked at work for saying to someone over the phone, N for Naughty
Last office I worked in I sat near the telephone receptionists, and they had their own phonetic alphabet, it was a naughty one.
InvG
Not quite as bad as "Q for Cucumber"
Heard that the other day from a workmate
That's brilliant.
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oh my dad done that a few weeks back
sister got a job in telesales, mum told my dad
dad - "what kind of teles she selling?"
You are obviously a bad influence upon them.....or they think you are deaf because you are always shouting, and shout back at you so as not to make you feel bad about yourself.....but Christ.....your a teenager......you're supposed to feel bad about yourself because, let's face it, YOU ARE HORRIBLE!!
Give it another 20 years and you'll know why your parents considered commiting suicide every day!!
My mum once told me to shut the blinds cause it was halloween when it was the 29th October.
She's had enough.....you were lucky to live!!
You are obviously a bad influence upon them.....or they think you are deaf because you are always shouting, and shout back at you so as not to make you feel bad about yourself.....but Christ.....your a teenager......you're supposed to feel bad about yourself because, let's face it, YOU ARE HORRIBLE!!
Give it another 20 years and you'll know why your parents considered commiting suicide every day!!
I won't take that abuse personally, cos I suppose it is true
But that was just a generalisation, they do so many other things to contradict themselves.
However, I will admit I do listen to extraordinarily loud music...
Went to my 74 year old Mothers this afternoon to show her pics from my Egypt trip.
Now bear in mind she did a Nile cruise 6 years ago and had a guided tour round the Pyramids.
We're looking at the pictures of the Pyramids and she says -
Blimey, looking at those you'd think they were man made
What
They look as though men have made them
Well how do you think they were made
With the wind & rain
But you have photos where you are standing at the bottom of the pyramids and the blocks are at least about 5 feet cubed with square faces
I know, isn't nature wonderful?
Any special parent moments you've had?
It runs in the family then?
lol
I won't take that abuse personally, cos I suppose it is true
See, this is where your parents went wrong, you believe that it is abuse......you should be so used to being browbeaten, whipped and generally maligned that anything I say is like water off a duck's back.....but instead at 15 you still have "sensitivities".....that's sweet, are you a girl by any chance, and should your username begin with an M??
Send your parents to me at the end of the day.....they require an inordinant amount of detention to correct the sloppy job done so far......you won't be getting them back for a long while if I have anything to do with it!!
I'm confused!
Holy ***t.......................Halloween is always on the 31st, if she wanted you to shut the blinds two days early she was intent on killing you then......and after your post, who the hell could blame her?!!
Tell your Mum (Mom) that modern pillows are, in the main, biodegradable and do not retain DNA for longer than 48 hours.....what she does with your body after that is down to her!!
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Prolly a common thing to tell tourists over there.
We do it all the time with Americans here.
Someone convinced one that the quarry near Coniston was actually the local councill taking 400ft off the top of Coniston old man to make a rare species of duck's migration path easier.
We do it all the time with Americans here.
Someone convinced one that the quarry near Coniston was actually the local councill taking 400ft off the top of Coniston old man to make a rare species of duck's migration path easier.