For me would be trying to find a party after a night club and someone thought it would be a good idea to climb over every bustop on the way. we walked what seemed miles through leeds from the polybop and ended climbing over about 10 bustops. Bugger me but I was hurting the next day, about that hardest work out i ever had.
Whats the funniest thing you've done when drunk
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Drink and substance related one of the lads took too much of a speedy up drug and couldnt sleep, hes in good shape.. he decided to go for a run, he ran about 6 miles, went back to bed..
still couldnt sleep, so he got on his bike and rode the same route. all in the mid hours of the morning lol
still couldnt sleep, so he got on his bike and rode the same route. all in the mid hours of the morning lol
A lad I used to go to college with came in one morning, when i asked him about his weekend he told me that he woke up on sunday morning in a bus shelter with only his underpants on and a sock on his hand
i nearly peed myself laughing.
the same person used to come in to college with tattoos that he had got while out drunk, a tattoo of his mates name on his back.
He even got a namebadge from his friend who works in asda... he showed me a photo of it on his bare chest, i didnt see anything odd.
until he explained that its a pin badge, then he lifted his tshirt to show to bloody entry and exit marks on his breast lol
i nearly peed myself laughing.
the same person used to come in to college with tattoos that he had got while out drunk, a tattoo of his mates name on his back.
He even got a namebadge from his friend who works in asda... he showed me a photo of it on his bare chest, i didnt see anything odd.
until he explained that its a pin badge, then he lifted his tshirt to show to bloody entry and exit marks on his breast lol
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Stealing road signs (from a very large housing development / new road being built), whilst at a house party at 2am in the morning. Not just talking about one or two small cones, but half a dozen or so large signs. Set them up in the garden, in the house, bedrooms etc. Somehow didn't make a single mark on the floor or wallpaper!
Took them back the following day
My friends and I managed to steal a mobile traffic light and dump it outside someone's kitchen window in our halls. Was still going too
every student has stolen a shopping trolley - how many can say they have stolen a supermarket's entire set of trolleys?
my local somerfield in my 2nd year kept its trolleys at the front of the store locked with those "put in a pound" locks and nothing else
i stuck a pound in the front one, shoved them up the road to co-op and left them outside.
my local somerfield in my 2nd year kept its trolleys at the front of the store locked with those "put in a pound" locks and nothing else
i stuck a pound in the front one, shoved them up the road to co-op and left them outside.
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I do funny things when not drunk nevermind when I am
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Managed to lose one single shoe while walking home once. Don't remember it or how it happened, but i did find it on the road the next day.
Please stop the funny stories, I can't breathe.
trying to prevent getting into a fight with a vertically challenged gentleman with the phrase "leave it little man you cant cut it with the big boys" (which amazingly didnt stop him being confrontational) then "taking it outside" to end up holding him against the window by his neck, at which point my friend who had just arrived quite calmly got my attention and got me to look behind me at the two police officers standing there, at this point i made quite a sharp exit
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Was your exit as sharp as your wit?
considering how hammered i was i'm surprised i even managed an exit, but that's the story largely as i'm told it
QualityMy friends and I managed to steal a mobile traffic light and dump it outside someone's kitchen window in our halls. Was still going too
I was going to grab a traffic light and the generator but they were HUGE. I'm only small
The modern LED ones with battery are probably a lot easier now. Youth of today get it all easy imo.
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Well ladies and gents, are you sitting comfortably??
Then I shall begin!!
About 6 years ago I went to a friends house party, over the course of the night I managed to drink the best part of a bottle of tequila.. I was absolutely **** faced!!! My house at the time was only 5 doors down the road, I had to crawl there on my hands and knee's!
Instead of using a key to open the door I decided my mobile phone would do a much better job, my mum heard this and got out of bed to let me in, as I got through the front door I started shouting I needed to be sick..
I then ran to the toilet, dropped my jeans and underwear, sat down on the toilet and then threw up all over my junk, legs and into my underwear.. My poor mum found me passed out a few hours later and proceeded to strip and clean what sick she could off me.. Just Imagine that for a moment!! Having your mum mopping sick off you **** and balls at 21 (yes boys and girls, I was 21!!!! lol).
Lets just say I have never touched tequila since...
However, that has not stopped situations like this happening again... This time with photographic evidence... I shall be posting these for your viewing pleasure at some point this evening.. LMAO Good times!!!
Then I shall begin!!
About 6 years ago I went to a friends house party, over the course of the night I managed to drink the best part of a bottle of tequila.. I was absolutely **** faced!!! My house at the time was only 5 doors down the road, I had to crawl there on my hands and knee's!
Instead of using a key to open the door I decided my mobile phone would do a much better job, my mum heard this and got out of bed to let me in, as I got through the front door I started shouting I needed to be sick..
I then ran to the toilet, dropped my jeans and underwear, sat down on the toilet and then threw up all over my junk, legs and into my underwear.. My poor mum found me passed out a few hours later and proceeded to strip and clean what sick she could off me.. Just Imagine that for a moment!! Having your mum mopping sick off you **** and balls at 21 (yes boys and girls, I was 21!!!! lol).
Lets just say I have never touched tequila since...
However, that has not stopped situations like this happening again... This time with photographic evidence... I shall be posting these for your viewing pleasure at some point this evening.. LMAO Good times!!!
Completely shamed my mate with a permanent marker. He went mental and knocked me out and the party continued around us....him drunk and me drunk and knocked out (sleeper hold and lifted me off the floor for a while..) I will find a picture, he is a big ginger monster so nobody dared to wake him up.
I have the video somewhere too.
Found photos, they are on the way
Happy, was not. (This is after the party and his all morning scrub to get it off... still most of it left!)
Coloured in his knee caps, belly button, eyelids, nipples etc
Drunk dead arm contest with the same guy...it went green and purple...
Lastly, the rule of my mates house is never fall asleep first. Or terrible things happen.
Example 1.)
Disclaimer - This was like last year, my drinking sessions are much more sensible now()
I have the video somewhere too.
Found photos, they are on the way
Happy, was not. (This is after the party and his all morning scrub to get it off... still most of it left!)
Coloured in his knee caps, belly button, eyelids, nipples etc
Drunk dead arm contest with the same guy...it went green and purple...
Lastly, the rule of my mates house is never fall asleep first. Or terrible things happen.
Example 1.)
Disclaimer - This was like last year, my drinking sessions are much more sensible now
()
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