Someone else's mail on my box! Someone interesting!

[Hedge]

open it, have a wafer thin poo in it, then reseal it, and return to sender

ho ho ho

 

[gurusan]

open it, have a wafer thin poo in it, then reseal it, and return to sender

ho ho ho

that would be awesome.

but who knows, maybe then gigantic finish debt collector will show up on my door with a metal bat?

 

[Hedge]

OR!!!...

take a photo of you willy, put it in it, and return that to sender.

so when he gets the mail hes totally miffed.

Willys cross every language barrier!

 

[gillywibble]

Doesn't undelivered mail belong to Her Majesty?

You're fiddling with the wrong people here

 

[GarethDW]

I call shenanigans.... not about the letter, but about you.

Admit it. You're Heikki Kovalainen really, aren't you!

 

[gurusan]

nope, but I am studying motorsport engineering and who knows, some day I might be on the mclaren engineering team!

 

[Freeman]

Probably just one of the thousands of pieces of junk mail he gets every day.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

I await the "Some schmuck keeps stealing my mail just because I have the same name as a famous F1 Driver" thread

 

["andy"]

you sure no ones done it as a joke ? seems a bit of a co incedence that his mail turns up and you are doing motorsport engineering lol

 

[JBuk]

you sure no ones done it as a joke ? seems a bit of a co incedence that his mail turns up and you are doing motorsport engineering lol

maybe its a speeding fine from a copper with a senes of humour

 

[gurusan]

you sure no ones done it as a joke ? seems a bit of a co incedence that his mail turns up and you are doing motorsport engineering lol

Unlikely, who would do it? All my friends are gone back to their homes for summer....and It looks like a legit letter and I think he does live in the waterways somewhere.

and I'm just going to leave it there til it goes away. The post man will figure out its not ours and pick it up again.

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

Open it, you know you want to!

 

[tuffty747]

OR!!!...

take a photo of you willy, put it in it, and return that to sender.

so when he gets the mail hes totally miffed.

Willys cross every language barrier!

Actually brilliant!!!

I agree that you hand deliver it

 

[Zefan]

and I'm just going to leave it there til it goes away. The post man will figure out its not ours and pick it up again.

Disappointment.

Huge.

 

[Scythe]

Disappointment.

Huge.

Yep, at least hand delivery it, and they get a picture with him holding the ocuk logo!

Permaban OP tbh.

 

[NicktheNorse]

He still live in Oxford? Thought he might have moved when changing teams?

Think he still does live there.

 

[Steeps]

A few F1 drivers live in oxford or around the area. They once did a feature on his flat and cooking, can't remember which race it was now they featured it on.

 

[Azza]

How about Ill come to Oxford and Ill gladly hand deliver it to the man.

gurusan is very disappointed in you.

 

[gurusan]

if it's still there in a few days I'll go deliver it, i looked up the address and it's just at the end of my street.

It's not like I would see him guys, he's probably still in Canada.

 

[aftershxck]

if it's still there in a few days I'll go deliver it, i looked up the address and it's just at the end of my street.

It's not like I would see him guys, he's probably still in Canada.

Yeah, likely it's going to be there if you just 'leave it there for a few days'

Keep it in a safe place and hand deliver it ffs!