A joke that actually is funny

[Lysander]

Last night I came home to find my girlfriend packing her bags.

I was shocked and said, "Darling, what's going on???" She screamed at me with tears in her eyes, "I'm leaving you... you paedophile!!"

I said, "That's a big word for a ten year old."

 

[Jumping]

not funny

 

[ginger_pat]

LOL

OMG tht is awesome

 

[tntcoder]

I heard a variation of that at the weekend. Slightly better than half the rubbish jokes on here

 

[Stinky]

o god. thats awful haha

 

[Glaucus]

Rofl here's one for the PC brigade

Ku Klux Knievel failed his attempt to jump 124 ****** in his steamroller, but the council thanked him for laying 388ft of tarmac complete with cats eyes!

 

[MR_Punk]

Both great - too many good jokes on here today

 

[Lysander]

Ku Klux Knievel failed his attempt to jump 124 ****** in his steamroller, but the council thanked him for laying 388ft of tarmac complete with cats eyes!

Nice one, like it.

 

[Tom0]

ooooo Un-PC jokes

There was a blackout in my street last night, the police made everyone stay in while they tried to catch him.

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

Awesome joke!

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your **** up their ***
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

 

[bigmouse64]

Oh, you lot are in troubbbbllllleeeee.

 

[Steve2000]

Rofl here's one for the PC brigade

Ku Klux Knievel failed his attempt to jump 124 ****** in his steamroller, but the council thanked him for laying 388ft of tarmac complete with cats eyes!

My friend is now rolling on the floor with tearful eyes thanks to this.

 

[Kyle009]

not too bad

 

[slambo69]

I posted in the othert thread as well, but in response to the ku kulx kinevel...

Whats white on top and black at the bottom?






Society.