Do you have friends that smell ??

Well I have known people to have a smell, but to be fair I do not complain due to the amount of times I have been stood in a shop waiting to pay and someone that reeks has been in line.

I do however have friends that smoke and I do not like that as I always come back with my clothes stinking of smoke :(
 
Its weird. I shower three times a day, but don't wear deodorant. I don't smell, and have been told by several people that I smell pretty good.
 
I had a friend that for years REEKED and no amout of telling this prat he was stinking would make him change any. It always boiled down to "you're fulla crap" or when other people told him he was smelling it was "you told them to say that, or they heard you saying that". It got so bad even in the street a few feet away the whiff was still pretty obvious.

He's changed now but christ for years on end it was pathetic.
 
"dude, you stink"

Simple as that really.

Place I was working at a few years ago.. seriously fit girl there, we smiled back and forth for a few days but I never had a chance to talk to her due to the job I do.

Anyway, a guy I worked with spotted this and said "mate you wont like her"... what's not to like I thought.... turns out her breath could take the bark off a tree!!!

Damn... :(
 
Be gentle and subtle. Put anti-perspirant on his bed when he's not looking. Go into boot's or whatever and buy stuff like soap, deodorant, shampoo, etc when you two are out in town. It's for yourself, but subsconsciously sending him a message without ******* him off.
 
KNiVES said:
Be gentle and subtle. Put anti-perspirant on his bed when he's not looking. Go into boot's or whatever and buy stuff like soap, deodorant, shampoo, etc when you two are out in town. It's for yourself, but subsconsciously sending him a message without ******* him off.
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Nahh, go with spraying him with something when he comes near.

Or wear a gas mask when you go out with him.
 
KNiVES said:
Be gentle and subtle. Put anti-perspirant on his bed when he's not looking. Go into boot's or whatever and buy stuff like soap, deodorant, shampoo, etc when you two are out in town. It's for yourself, but subsconsciously sending him a message without ******* him off.
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nope. go straight in for the kill... as long as you have a relationship with your mate which would permit such behavior

"Mate you are beefing today, you affraid of water?"
 
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