There's HAIR flying through my window!

asim18 · 19 Jun 2008 at 03:55

I just noticed that my WHOLE DESK is covered in BLONDE HAIR CLIPPINGS!!! :mad:

The only place they could have come from is the damn window as its right next to my desk and is always open!

EVERYTHING is covered in them Monitor, modem, phone, DSLR, KEYBOARD, headphones, ME, My BED!!!!. :mad:

It cant me anyone from my family because all our hair is black.

Im sooo disgusted and angry, why couldn't they just throw them in the bin ffs.

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Neoni · 19 Jun 2008 at 03:57

Seriously go around to the house in the morning and tell them about the hair, i would, i'd be ******* fuming.

Tom|Nbk · 19 Jun 2008 at 03:58

Okayyy..

Atack of the pubes tbh. Someone elses pubes on your pillow

Tefal · 19 Jun 2008 at 03:59

hahahahahaha

I'm tempted to submit this one

http://mu8krq.bay.livefilestore.com...LYzOpy22c_kctmT2aiHx04ENMb3gSugA/DSC_4301.jpg

On a UFO board saying its aliens shooting down satelies

asim18 · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:04

Neoni said:
Seriously go around to the house in the morning and tell them about the hair, i would, i'd be ******* fuming.

But it could be anyone near me, I'd look stupid just randomly going to someone's house and saying, "Did you by any chance throw your pubes out the window yesterday?"

Tefal · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:05

just ask all the blonde's nearby if the carpet matches the curtains.

Neoni · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:07

asim18 said:
But it could be anyone near me, I'd look stupid just randomly going to someone's house and saying, "Did you by any chance throw your pubes out the window yesterday?"

oh sorry i read it as a window opens from next door neighbours near your window. sorry!

Tom|Nbk · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:07

Do you live in a flat?

Someone may have thrown them from the upper window and the draught will have blown them in.

They actually look more like animal hair clippings or just hair rather than pubes after a closer inspection, Pretty nasty all the same.

asim18 · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:13

Tom|Nbk said:
Do you live in a flat?

no, it's terraced

It's been pretty windy today, it could've even been a few houses away.

Neoni · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:16

asim18 said:
no, it's terraced

It's been pretty windy today, it could've even been a few houses away.

Loads of drink!

One fully loaded AK47

4.21am

Spare magazines for AK47.

Blindfire

= The Correct Response. To this mess.

Tom|Nbk · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:17

Pretty weird. Someone must have chucked out a whole load of hair for it to actually come into your house.

BTW the only way to solve this is to find out who did it somehow then chuck a load of your own freshly cut pubes through a ventalation fan into their kitchen

asim18 · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:19

Neoni said:
Loads of drink!

One fully loaded AK47

4.21am

Spare magazines for AK47.

Blindfire

= The Correct Response. To this mess.

Hmmm, tempting...

Can't get an ak47 though, Would an uzi 9mm be effective also?

Neoni · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:20

asim18 said:
Hmmm, tempting...

Can't get an ak47 though, Would an uzi 9mm be effective also?

a Coat hanger, and strong elastic band, with sharpened wooden pegs, or twigs would do just as good, as long as there outside.

asim18 · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:24

Oh dear, i think i swallowed one...

Tom|Nbk · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:27

asim18 said:
Oh dear, i think i swallowed one...

Reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik

Tefal · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:28

you know you can catch herpes from swallowing infected hair.

asim18 · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:30

Tefal said:
you know you can catch herpes from swallowing infected hair.

If that happens i'll make sure anyone living within a 40 meter radius gets killed. :EDIT: or beaten up.

^ Edit 2: excuse that comment, im gust extremely Pee'd off.

Mr_White · 19 Jun 2008 at 04:33

Hahaha, nice arrows.

goldilocks · 19 Jun 2008 at 06:14

on the bright side - it gives you an excuse to dust...

Jono · 19 Jun 2008 at 08:11

murder someone, plant the hair at the scene. Let the police do the rest.