A time when you have been Dim/stupid

[Hedge]

Up until a year or so ago, i assumed that Pelvic floor exercises were an exercise you did on the floor.. moving your pelvis..

I made this thread on another forum and i got some great responses.

Example.

A mate and his bird went to see The Matrix at the cinema

as they were walking out she said

"I dont understand why most of the characters had weird names like Morpheus and Trinity but the main character was called Neil"

So come on, Admit it, or add a funny story about someone you know

 

[beermonster]

to a friend a few years ago "Have you seen Rita, Sue and Bob Too"

Reply "No but i've seen the first one"

 

[DarkShadow]

Many years ago I missed the bus to school and I had time to waste so I walked into shop I was stood in the que and the lad in front of me asked "How much are these 10p crisps?" every time I see him, I never let it die haha

 

[bennyboy2606]

I've been in a chippy when a girl has asked for chips and cheese with no cheese. :L

 

[NeedleGunner]

A girl at work the other day said that she was "telescopic" meaning she could read peoples minds

Someone bought some some self tan stuff from a £ shop and was asked how much it cost

 

[TaKeN]

I've been in a chippy when a girl has asked for chips and cheese with no cheese. :L

LOL !

 

[weringo]

I've been in a chippy when a girl has asked for chips and cheese with no cheese. :L

That sounds like every time I order a steak and cheese sub from Subway and the guy asks me if I want cheese

 

[Its_Me]

Im usualy most Dim when Alcohol is involved.
Like trying to have a legitimate discussion with police about politics when on a night out and ending up in cells for rest of night (released with no charge may I add) LOL

 

[Belmit]

The other day I went to the bank to get a banker's draft to buy a car. I filled out the form and thought I knew my account number off by heart so wrote it down. The guy checked it and told me the account number was wrong, so he scanned my bank card and printed out the account number for me to copy onto the form (my card is one of the ones without the account number on it). I copied the number and handed him the form back a second time.

He gave it back to me again; I'd copied the number wrong off the sheet of paper in front of me. What an idiot, there's just no excuse for that. He must have thought I was mentally impaired.

 

[Gepetto]

Worked RD350LC round a track. In a pair of shorts. No shoes even. Inebriated.

 

[Bobster]

Me and the missus went to a takeaway a couple of years ago and the missus asked if they do takeaways!
Dozy mare, she meant deliveries. Took her a while to click on like after people starting looking at her strange.

 

[Dist]

The other day I went to the bank to get a banker's draft to buy a car. I filled out the form and thought I knew my account number off by heart so wrote it down. The guy checked it and told me the account number was wrong, so he scanned my bank card and printed out the account number for me to copy onto the form (my card is one of the ones without the account number on it). I copied the number and handed him the form back a second time.

He gave it back to me again; I'd copied the number wrong off the sheet of paper in front of me. What an idiot, there's just no excuse for that. He must have thought I was mentally impaired.

maybe its Gods way of hinting to you that the car you want to buy is a mistake

 

[syke]

That sounds like every time I order a steak and cheese sub from Subway and the guy asks me if I want cheese

When i order a 'hamburger' they always ask if i want cheese

 

[benjo plz.]

maybe its Gods way of hinting to you that the car you want to buy is a mistake

is it a bugatti veyron?

 

[Greenlizard0]

That sounds like every time I order a steak and cheese sub from Subway and the guy asks me if I want cheese

Yeap - same with the meatball sub, perhaps it's the "make it your way" thing that the fast food places are raving about atm.

 

[NicNac]

The missus saw a dead frog. you could see it was dead guts hanging out, looked all crispy. Turns to me and asks if the frog is dead

 

[iamdjdz]

I said let's move to the next cabbage on a train before.

 

[Greenlizard0]

I said let's move to the next cabbage on a train before.

Haha, if you'd said that I would have thought you were being a funny Irish lad

 

[iamdjdz]

Haha, if you'd said that I would have thought you were being a funny Irish lad

Thanks, but that wasn't the worst of it, I also said on the bus later when someone jokingly asked if I was gay, "I'm not gay, I'm only experimenting." I meant to say I'm not gay I'm just messing. It was a er surreal journey that. Oh and for the record I'm not gay.

 

[Fantom]

When I was a kid, a friend asked me if i wanted to go to the beach, I didnt feel like going so I said nah, "c'mon, we can catch some rays" she said, to which I replied "I dont even like fishing!"