Things to lose

[knip]

aww Although it's sense of smell could be heightened!

Why doesn't the other like you?

She was my ex boyfriends, and always prefered men to me. I refused to let him split them up when I threw him out 2 and half years ago. She at least lets me pick her up now, she went through about 6 months of biting me every time I went near her - I think he'd whispered in her ear to be mean to Mummy!

 

[Neoni]

Yeah its here in my flat somewhere, i'd just like to be reunited with it.
Thanks though

As long as its in ya flat you got nothing to worry about have you! you'll stumble across it at some point. thats how i think!

 

[Steve]

I lost my heart to a car

 

[KNiVES]

tv remote...found it about 10 seconds after I lost it. But if you need a tip its always in the last place you look for it.

Well obviously. You're not gonna keep looking for it once you've found it, are you?

 

[Tefal]

I lost my heart to a car

you're not one of those people who has sex with their cars are you?

 

[wannabedamned]

you're not one of those people who has sex with their cars are you?

haha, Mechaphiles. That show was gross.

 

[TheCrow]

I find this comment quite amusing because you're not going to keep looking for it after you've found it, so it will always be the last place you look.

I think you got it. +1 point for you.

Well obviously. You're not gonna keep looking for it once you've found it, are you?

Sorry ill try make my irony more obvious in future. -5 points for you

p.s. OP found them yet?

 

[milkinc13]

i misplace tv remote, MP3 player & USB keys now and then, but havn't really lost anything i can think of

 

[Clown]

I had a car theory test booked for Thursday. Guess who couldn't find the paper part of his provisional the night before...

 

[platinum87]

What cooling?

stock cooling on my 8800GT, would you like to buy it, im thinking to do for the 4850 now..

btw i realised i had washed my knife with sulphuric acid so loosing it is no big deal.

 

[Viper²]

i misplace tv remote, MP3 player & USB keys now and then, but havn't really lost anything i can think of

Then why post?

 

[Fuzz]

The plot

 

[emetic]

2 tickets for last nights zutons gig predicted to be on a landfill site somewhere on the outskirts of nottingham

 

[Hellsmk2]

A tooth due to a pair of pliers. Bloody painful.

 

[Camalot]

My dog

 

[Steve]

you're not one of those people who has sex with their cars are you?

lol I thought about this last night, if I was going to bang any car it would be this one!

Oh baby

 

[Wiggins]

4 nuts and bolts to a Thermalright cooler.

Found out it was the wife's friends 5 year old daughter who thought it would be funny flushing them down the *******.

 

[Matthew-1985]

I'd like to know if anyone's lost their virginity recently.

Not me.

 

[Scuzi]

Not me.

Stop lying. That old man got you in the park. Charlie.

 

[wannabedamned]

MY HAIR!

Damn Male Pattern Baldness