How Do You Eat?

Always eat in an order of sorts. Roast dinner it will be Veg, Yorkshire pud, roast potatos, meat with mashed potatos (we do both in our house...)
 
Jonny69 said:
Good man!

Best of luck with the 20p count, been there before :)
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I managed to get a £5 so a x-large donner :D.

On on top of that someone ****** up and put the wagons on the train the wrong way round. So shift cancelled. OH yeah baby what a great end to a week. So someone will have to write a please explain. That was probably £15k down the drain.
 
This joke has probably been done..

..with a knife and forkHAHA IM sofunny.;/111!

Anyway, I used to eat one thing at a time now I have a bit of everything. Unless it's McDondalds, usually save the burger till last.
 
My life is ruined. :mad:

I always thought I was so normal, just eating a bit of this and a bit of that in no particular order.

Now I find I am some kind of retarded freak, where everyone has been watching, whsipering to each other, behind guarded glances, " Look at him he eats bit by bit, not in order like us!! " :eek:

My life will never be the same again, you lot may drive me into a new eating disorder.

In public I will have to try and remember to eat things in order, so that I won't get labeled as an outcast, a freak of humanity, I will have to try and be in, with the in crowd.

Then in the privacy of my own house, I can secretly eat things in any way I wish, lovingly mixing things up on my fork or spoon, having a bit of this, and a bit of that, seeing which textures and flavours go together well.










Or I could just say ********'s. You are all the freaks , I will just carry on as I am, enjoying my food the way I want to. :p
 
I strive for the perfect balance in each mouthful, neatly layering a little of every type of food on the plate onto a single forkful that requires me to dislocate my jaw like a python to fit it in my mouth.
Worth it though.
 
With chunky soup I like to eat all the chunks first, roll pieces of bread into the soup, then I usually just sit there and watch them expand...

Usually I like to eat a bit of everything, unless there's yorkshires or baked beans, I'll leave those for last.
 
WTF I didn't realise so many people eat things seperatly...how utterly bizzare.

When I eat a plate of food I load my fork up with different things and mix the flavours, tasting these combinations is what creates the whole excitment of food!
 
No particular order, however on a full english breckfast i do like leaving the egg till last and blowing the load ;) all over the plate mopping it up with bread/toast and the remains of what ever bacon is lying around the plate.
 
I tend to try & mix stuff up;
with a roast, generally veggies in predominance to start with; saving some meat & yorkshire for last, cause thats just ace :D
 
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