Early morning joke

thecremeegg · 1 Jul 2008 at 01:43

A man comes home from a hard days work to find his wife packing a suitcase....

''I'm leaving you'' she says throwing her things into a bag, ''I've heard that your a peadophile''

''WOWEEEE!!'' says the man ''Thats a big word for a nine year old''

bennyboy2606 · 1 Jul 2008 at 01:44

Was on here like 2 weeks ago.

shauncr91 · 1 Jul 2008 at 01:47

This is so old :eek:

thecremeegg · 1 Jul 2008 at 01:49

Gackt · 1 Jul 2008 at 01:52

Greenlizard0 · 1 Jul 2008 at 01:56

Oh god no....tell me Star Trek photos with captions aren't the new "Hey, I'm a cat with a slight human expression

<<CAPTION>>"

:/

thecremeegg · 1 Jul 2008 at 01:56

How about:

"Whats brown and rhymes with dog?"

"Dr Dre"

Or shall I get my coat pronto?

Gackt · 1 Jul 2008 at 02:05

Greenlizard0 said:
Oh god no....tell me Star Trek photos with captions aren't the new "Hey, I'm a cat with a slight human expression

<<CAPTION>>"

:/

Slinky1989 · 1 Jul 2008 at 02:22

Not a joke, but for some reason when a mate told me this it made me laugh hard.

Probably more in the way he said it and will seem totally unfunny on here but here we go anyway:

Who's soulja boys best friend?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

No doubt going to make some of you die a little inside

Breezy · 1 Jul 2008 at 02:37

"slinky" said:
Not a joke, but for some reason when a mate told me this it made me laugh hard.

Probably more in the way he said it and will seem totally unfunny on here but here we go anyway:

Who's soulja boys best friend?

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

No doubt going to make some of you die a little inside

Get ure coat

Slinky1989 · 1 Jul 2008 at 02:42

Get your grammar

Oooooo I'm awful.

Kreeeee · 1 Jul 2008 at 02:53

"slinky" said:
Get your grammar

Oooooo I'm awful.

It's a dialect, not a grammar mistake.

GravyMonster · 1 Jul 2008 at 09:12

thecremeegg said:
How about:

"Whats brown and rhymes with dog?"

"Dr Dre"

Or shall I get my coat pronto?

That should be 'What's brown and rhymes with SNOOP?'.

You fails at all the internets.

qwerty · 1 Jul 2008 at 09:26

Spunkey said:
That should be 'What's brown and rhymes with SNOOP?'.

You fails at all the internets.

mmm, or "what's black and rhymes with dog"

NeoReloaded · 1 Jul 2008 at 09:37

Can't say black nowadays

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 Jul 2008 at 09:40

NeoReloaded said:
Can't say black nowadays

Why? You can say "white" cant you? :confused:

Dingleberry88 · 1 Jul 2008 at 09:54

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Why? You can say "white" cant you?

RACIST.

Shoseki · 1 Jul 2008 at 09:58

Gackt said:

Data was indeed, the clown of TNG

Nitefly · 1 Jul 2008 at 10:00

thecremeegg said:
How about:

"Whats brown and rhymes with dog?"

"Dr Dre"

Or shall I get my coat pronto?

Now that was funny

Snakedoctor · 1 Jul 2008 at 10:04

Very old. All of them are ban worthy, the only amusing thing is the TNG pics