what would you do to the work expereince lad

Gackt · 8 Jul 2008 at 19:51

You could always, instead of playing jokes on him, give him appropriate tasks and activities based on his assumed role at work - therefore giving him the work experience he's come there to gain.

Ben M · 8 Jul 2008 at 19:51

Gackt said:
You could always, instead of playing jokes on him, give him appropriate tasks and activities based on his assumed role at work - therefore giving him the work experience he's come there to gain.

Don't forget to intersperse it with messing him about.

Jingo... · 8 Jul 2008 at 19:52

Gackt said:
You could always, instead of playing jokes on him, give him appropriate tasks and activities based on his assumed role at work - therefore giving him the work experience he's come there to gain.

BOOOO!! More tesco deli's finest* rimcheese!

gumbald · 8 Jul 2008 at 19:52

Gackt said:
You could always, instead of playing jokes on him, give him appropriate tasks and activities based on his assumed role at work - therefore giving him the work experience he's come there to gain.

It's experience of real work! Avec such humour.

DELETED_36704 · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:04

Send him out to get a bucket of sparks lol

fini · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:05

Four Candles (or Fork Handles (though which type?))

penski · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:07

Just told my gf about this thred, read all the suggestions out to her...She was laughing along, I read out 'tartan paint' and she went 'Hang on! Where the hell can you get tartan paint?!?!'

I love her...the muckle daftie.

*n

penski · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:08

Oh and we have a work experience girl at the moment...She keeps trying to irritate me and impress me.

:/

*n

neon.uk · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:10

I wanna come to your place for work experience! I have no idea where I wanna go lol, your place sounds like fun.

paradigm · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:10

penski said:
Oh and we have a work experience girl at the moment...She keeps trying to irritate me and impress me.

:/

*n

Slip her your length*

*assuming over 16 years old

eggnoodle · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:11

We have a french boy at our work this week on experience.

He currently has an ant problem in the bungalow he is renting during his time here. So he will be going to the local pet store to hire an anteater for the weekend following our advice today.

Ben M · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:15

eggnoodle said:
We have a french boy at our work this week on experience.

He currently has an ant problem in the bungalow he is renting during his time here. So he will be going to the local pet store to hire an anteater for the weekend following our advice today.

i actually laughed out loud.

jonesy · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:18

just dont do this!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7496110.stm

penski · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:19

paradigm said:
Slip her your length*

*assuming over 16 years old

Cute, ballet dancer, filthy sense of humour...

Underage.

Do not pass go, do not commit statutory rape.

Eggnoodle - I just laughed so hard that I choked on my garibldi!

*n

Sagalout · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:20

spark plug gaps is a good one

We've got a work experience lad in at the moment too - picked up some some additional tasks from this thread

adbp1 · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:22

jonesy said:
just dont do this!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7496110.stm

wouldnt dare of it , but we did put our work mate in a box once and took hi mto shop over the road (posh womans clothes shop) and said sorry think this got delivered to us by mistake..they struggled to carry box then he jumped out.. we heard the screams from our shop !!!

teaboy5 · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:25

jonesy said:
just dont do this!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7496110.stm

Where abouts in armagh do you live?

Lamo · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:32

jonesy said:
just dont do this!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7496110.stm

Man when I worked at IBM in the warehouse, on my 18th birthday they shrinkwrapped me from neck to toe stood me up on a pallet then cut a slit in the shrink wrap and pulled my whang out. Then wheeled me in to the assembly lines hall and left me there. The majority of the workers on the line were women, not a pleasent experience but defiantly a character building one.

CliffyBiro · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:36

When I was working at a Sports Shop, we had a lad in for work experience who was, well, a midget.

We put him inside a cardboard box and taped it up. We then watched on as the lass who was out on her lunch came back and opened it. Her face should be framed to show the emotion of "I've just soiled myself".

CliffyBiro · 8 Jul 2008 at 20:37

Lamo said:
Man when I worked at IBM in the warehouse, on my 18th birthday they shrinkwrapped me from neck to toe stood me up on a pallet then cut a slit in the shrink wrap and pulled my whang out. Then wheeled me in to the assembly lines hall and left me there. The majority of the workers on the line were women, not a pleasent experience but defiantly a character building one.

LMAO!