I once got upfrom my computer and tripped over some clothes on the floor. Rather than fall over I grabbed the only thing I could. Unfortunatly light fittings are not designed to hold people and I ripped it off of the ceiling.

I once got upfrom my computer and tripped over some clothes on the floor. Rather than fall over I grabbed the only thing I could. Unfortunatly light fittings are not designed to hold people and I ripped it off of the ceiling.
You fell over and on your way DOWN you managed to grab the light on the CEILING???!

How big/massive/heavy is your hamster?!?!

I sniffed a chopping board and puked up this morning...
It was high grade bamboo.Whatever gets you stiff i suppose.
Hearty congratulations to Venus Williams on beating Elena Dementieva to get to the final of Wimbledon.
I mean have you looked at Dementieva? She's gorgeous. How Venus managed to concentrate on her tennis with an erection is beyond me.
/i farted