A jump-lead walks into a bar...

[Lysander]

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".



Well, there wasn't much else happening today.

 

[Nitefly]

 

[Blue Cypher]

oh god.....a new all time low

 

[Morba]

Ban

 

[Megahurtz400]

*puts gun in mouth*

 

[Doohickey]

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".



Well, there wasn't much else happening today.

Whyyyyyyyyy

 

[ColdAsIce]

I lolled

 

[.Lethal]

It was pretty bad but compared to the morning funny thread this one delivers...

 

[fRostiE]

dire

 

[Greenlizard0]

Not good. Quick somebody save the thread!

 

[misterPK]

I usually combine that joke with this one...

A brain walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says "Get out, you're out of your skull!"

PK!

 

[lemonkettaz]

I wasnt expecting wonders when it was a jump lead that walked into the bar tbh

 

[Stinky]

not even a smirk

 

[Doohickey]

Not good. Quick somebody save the thread!

I usually combine that joke with this one...

A brain walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says "Get out, you're out of your skull!"

PK!

Did not succeed.

 

[Lamo]

How do you know the cabbage was a popular vegetable?

There was a large 'turnip' at his funeral........

 

[Kerplunk]

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?

Cos they dont have balls to scratch

 

[A.N.Other]

I quite liked it

 

[Wicksta]

A Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.

 

[Morba]

I usually combine that joke with this one...

A brain walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says "Get out, you're out of your skull!"

PK!

that goes down as well as a slow clap at the wrong time by only one person.

 

[Doohickey]

A Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.

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