Soldato
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15, and then i went on Stealth at Thorpe park 

I'm overweight. So if I eat more than 2-3 it is stupid. So, I fail.
A Pizza hut large margherita pizza is about 125g's a slice, that makes 1.5kg around 12 slices, 103, pull the other one, seriously just a ridiculous claim. Those don't look like very thin pan slices, but either way a Large Italian is like 95g a slice which still only puts you at around 15 slices.
THe real hardcore way to do pizzahut is eat a good 2-3 pizza's each, don't skimp on drinks and then hit the ice cream at the end after a 5-10 minute break. Did that once, surprisingly did fairly well afterwards and felt fine, and we went back another time and only just managed 1.5 pizza's each and felt like dying. Oh well. The bread on pizza takes up most space and the crust is always the thickest part so not eating them takes a decent amount of the slice away.
THough I tend not to eat pizza hut these days as I went off the taste year ago. Dominos is so much nicer, Pizza hut pan style is simply to deep fry the pizza so theres a ton of grease and not much flavour and no real bread texture. Dominos do this thing where they just cook the pizza without a half ton of oil and the Pizza's at least from most dominos i try are far less greasy than Pizza Hut.
Oh, and a picture of two trays of crusts, to me at least, doesn't in any way prove you eat all of them, its a picture. but 1.5kg pizza does not equal 103 slices, or 80 slices, or 20 slices.
I bet you'd be hard pressed to find a pizza with slices of less than 50grams a slice, so evey pretend that 103 slices at 50grams, thats over 5kg, based on that slice being half the size of a pizza hut slice, lets take that as half the calories, that would be around 150calories per 50 gram slice, so lets see you ate some 7500 calories in one sitting...... ok. Even if the crust was say 2/5 of the actual slice and you left that off, thats still 3kg of pizza, and thats IF the slices were 50grams which is highly highly unlikely. So basically, everything you said, was crap.
On the other it's Pizza Hut = disgusting. I think I had 12 last time.
Pizza hut is far from 'disgusting', unless you are one of those food snobs that will only buy Marks N' Sparks Sandwiches, occationally stooping for Sainsburies Taste the Difference range.
ho ho ho good one. I bet your so cool internet boy.
What's wrong with people having a bit of fun once in a while and taking advantage of "all you can eat"?
We don't think eating lots of pizza makes us cool, we know it makes us cool.[FnG]magnolia;12059376 said:If any of you guys claiming to eat all this **** are either lumbered with student mentality (where doing silly things and making up stupid stuff on the interwebz is somehow cool) and/or within obesity range (where eating a pile of crap will almost certainly kill you) then I'd pop along to your GP. Good luck with that.
The most odd thing is that you probably think you're "getting a deal because it's only <insert whatever price you pay for crap food from a crap chain> !"
I'm astounded by this thread. I ATE 27 PIZZAS SO YOU OWE ME AN INTERNET, MR MAN.
We don't think eating lots of pizza makes us cool, we know it makes us cool.
me said:Nothing, I suppose. I'm just not sure how it becomes a boast. It's like saying, "I can eat 32 pavlovas! I'll be dead quite soon but until then ... pavlova!"
Meh, I'm tired and normally laugh at this stuff but it's peed me off tonight. Back to your original schedule