Blocked Pores...

Hxc · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:10

First, hopefully this isn't a medical thread.
Second, I'm not a big gayer, so don't point it out.

I have a lot of blocked pores on my nose and around my face, yanno, they look like tiny blackheads and you can't get them out... they annoy me. So I come to you, OcUK, for a solution!

What is the best way to get rid of them?

Also, no mustard.

Booner! · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:11

Mustard.

EDIT: Dam.

Hxc said:
Also, no mustard.

In that case I would suggest Mustard tbh.

VaderDSL · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:11

Soap?

Deiwos · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:11

Nose strip?

Doohickey · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:11

Ignore!

Hxc · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:12

VaderDSL said:
Soap?

Not that dumb, I wash properly with soap twice a day

Hedge · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:12

Boiling water in a bowl...

head over bowl...

towel over head.

steam face...

dunk face in boiling water for 15 seconds.

phone a plastic surgeon..

get a new face.

Booner! · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:13

Hxc said:
I'm not a big gayer....

Hxc said:
I wash properly with soap twice a day

Are you kidding me, this is OcUK... nobody washes twice a day... that wastes valuable forum time.

Hxc · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:14

Do real men not wash then? haha

Deiwos · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:15

Hxc said:
Do real men not wash then? haha

Only with crude oil.

Booner! · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:16

Hxc said:
Do real men not wash then? haha

No. Real men wake up, dunk head in freezing cold (or boiling) water, look in the mirror and beat their chest.

vincent1989 · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:17

Deiwos said:
Only with crude oil.

and mustard AND the blood of 1000 virgins...the internal blood of 1000 virgins...

Hedge · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:18

you need to lie down, pull ya todger out.. then wee on your face.

nourishes the skin

Lashout_UK · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:18

FACE-OFF!

vincent1989 · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:19

Hedge said:
you need to lie down, pull ya todger out.. then wee on your face.

nourishes the skin

sex wee? or normal wee? i might have to give that a try :eek:

D4WNO · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:20

Head over a steamy bowl for half hour, wash, tone and moisturise.

The toning part is the most important part here as once the gunk is out of your skin, this is what closes the pores again

J1234 · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:21

Deiwos said:
Nose strip?

Agree.

These are excellent.

Hedge · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:21

D4WNO said:
Head over a steamy bowl for half hour, wash, tone and moisturise.

The toning part is the most important part here as once the gunk is out of your skin, this is what closes the pores again

OOH SAILOR!

D4WNO · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:23

Hedge said:
OOH SAILOR!

I'm a girl so not really lol

Muban · 9 Jul 2008 at 23:23

Biore products are very good. They do a Blackhead fighting cream wash and Deep Cleansing Pore Strips.