Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

Marky · 9 Jul 2008 at 20:36

Ben M said:
what's wrong with her hair? is she a spanish man?

I lol'd

Gerard · 9 Jul 2008 at 20:42

Muffin` said:
Saggy boobs

You expect baps of that size to stick straight out horizontally or something? :confused:

mavity defying jugs....hmmmmmmmslobbberrrr

Muffin` · 9 Jul 2008 at 21:17

Gerard said:
You expect baps of that size to stick straight out horizontally or something?

mavity defying jugs....hmmmmmmmslobbberrrr

I am more than qualified when it comes to breasts, look at how they sit in that bra; they are not going to be pretty.

Soviet · 9 Jul 2008 at 21:21

I'd hit it.

As for the 'fat/big' comments; more cushion for the pushin' IMO. But there's a limit to that of course.

Muffin` · 9 Jul 2008 at 21:24

Soviet said:
I'd hit it.

As for the 'fat/big' comments; more cushion for the pushin' IMO. But there's a limit to that of course.

This is OcUK, fat = walking heart attack, prepare to be told your a 'chubby chaser'

Monkey Puzzle · 9 Jul 2008 at 21:36

Muffin` said:
This is OcUK, fat = walking heart attack, prepare to be told your a 'chubby chaser'

Surely when they're that big there can't be much chasing?

nft_99 · 9 Jul 2008 at 21:42

she's ok, i have had worse

remember big ladies need lovin too

cymatty · 9 Jul 2008 at 21:44

nft_99 said:
she's ok, i have had worse

remember big ladies need lovin too

They just have to pay.

GeForce · 9 Jul 2008 at 21:48

Best news story I've read in ages! LOL!

FerociouS · 10 Jul 2008 at 01:21

fRostiE said:
i recon she put it there so she could go

"look i have boobs"

was thinking the same thing.

uknowist · 10 Jul 2008 at 01:37

i like big bats and a i cannot lie

You otha brothas can't deny.

Abraham · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:04

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...viously-having-affair-with-bat'-200807101083/

Kerplunk · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:12

Abraham said:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...viously-having-affair-with-bat'-200807101083/

lol at the news story about binge-masturbating

"The British Medical Association said the Executive did not go far enough. Bill McKay, of the BMA's Scottish Masturbation Committee, said tougher action was needed to deal with what he called a "stroking time-bomb"."

LOL

LordSplodge · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:24

Muffin` said:
This is OcUK, fat = walking heart attack, prepare to be told your a 'chubby chaser'

OCUK defines "fat" as greater than Size 8 and assumes they are lazy, unfit pie eaters!

Muffin` said:
I am more than qualified when it comes to breasts, look at how they sit in that bra; they are not going to be pretty.

Does a breast get less pretty the lower the nipple points below the horizon? Is this another OCUK rule (see above)? Breasts are great and a little sag helps them swing more when you are doin' it!

Monkey Puzzle said:
Surely when they're that big there can't be much chasing?

Try getting a pie out of a fat womans hands and see how fast they can run!

Skii · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:32

Count me in the 'I'd hit it' brigade. I've seen a lot worse, and my god those breasts...

Voltar · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:34

Erm, isn't the bat fake?

Red and White · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:38

worst news story ever.

why are you all clambering for pics of some random fat lass who clearly doesnt wash very often?

you know the internet exsists beyond this forum right?

Morba · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:40

Red and White said:
worst news story ever.

why are you all clambering for pics of some random fat lass who clearly doesnt wash very often?

you know the internet exsists beyond this forum right?

shes not really fat now is she, also, how do you know she doesn't wash?

badbob · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:41

Red and White said:
worst news story ever.

why are you all clambering for pics of some random fat lass who clearly doesnt wash very often?

you know the internet exsists beyond this forum right?

Do you have smellovision?

Red and White · 10 Jul 2008 at 13:41

Morba said:
shes not really fat now is she, also, how do you know she doesn't wash?

you feel silly now dont you