Bacon Thievery!

We need legislation against this type of outrage. I for one will be writing to my MP and the Daily Mail ;-)

I will also be investigating this from a human rights perspective in light of the deprivation suffered from loss of said bacon. Expect to hear from Europe soon Mr Bacon Stealer.

On a serious note stealing bacon from someone’s sandwich is well out of order.
 
teufel said:
We need legislation against this type of outrage. I for one will be writing to my MP and the Daily Mail ;-)

I will also be investigating this from a human rights perspective in light of the deprivation suffered from loss of said bacon. Expect to hear from Europe soon Mr Bacon Stealer.

On a serious note stealing bacon from someone’s sandwich is well out of order.
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So you wern't serious about the rest of your post :(
 
Keep a claw hammer at the side of your desk and deliver a swift blow to the back of any hands that come near your porky goodness.....or your bacon for that matter.
 
Perhaps slice his stomach open with a sharpened paper knife and remove the whole contents, including your bacon and eat it in front of him. Then stamp on his face. Or not.
 
Make a raw bacon sandwich next time and "accidentally" leave it on your desk, I'd dip it in toilet water I'd just had a **** in to add some flavour.
 
thats not on, a man should be left to enjoy his bacon sandwich. Make one at home and put something nasty in it like musturd or something then give it to him and tell him to get lost off your bacon sandwich
 
What I love, is that because "bacon" is not considered "valuable", what this guy did is acceptable.

He basically violated your space, stole your food and got away scott free. I'd get ****ed off and ask him what he is going to do about it. If he says nothing, I'd put in a formal complaint.






Nah, I'm just kidding. Kick him really hard in the groin, that'll learn him!
 
Salt in his coffee.

Either that or spit on his coffee.

A man does not deserve to have his Bacon handled and eaten.
 
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