Bacon Thievery!

you should destroy him for the bacon theft its just not on. you should have had him up against the wall prying the bacon out off his piggy lil mouth and eaten it to demonstrate your alpha superiority.

my uncle once offered me a wine gum when i was about 15 i took two he chased me down in his house and done the above. put me in my place never took more than offered again.
 
Man or a mouse, alpha or an ant?

Kick him in the balls, then kick him in the balls again just so he didn't miss the message first time.
 
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Le_Petit_Lapin said:
I was actually debating in my head beforehand whether or not this was a good idea as the bread based edifice was being prepared, however in retrospect I am glad that I did include the ketchup. It was most tasty.
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Good god man, you are lucky you didn't have the whole thing stolen! If it was me I would have nabbed the whole thing, ate it, and you probably STILL would be debating over how to eat your sandwich.
 
the real question is did you cut it in half? and at that point did he steal bacon from one of your two sandwiches or just from half of your one sandwich ;)
 
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