What are those white boxes in the street....

They are in fact alien invasion surveiillance facilities cleverly disguised as air quality sampling stations.

Or maybe not.

Being as cynical as I am, I suspect they're to provide the current government with carefully selected figures to explain why everyone needs to be taxed more to improve air quality, to drum up the billions of pounds they want for more monitoring of everything and everyone. While loudly trumpeting about the fact that they're making the UK more energy-independent by having various foreign companies build "green" power stations that can't supply more than a fraction of requirements and then sell energy to the UK at a profit for them.

I'm a bit ranty at this time in the morning.
 
You guys are way off.

They're entrances to secret labs where they take the brains out of zombies and put them into other zombies to create a race of SUPER ZOMBIES!!!!:eek:
 
Theres an anti smoking protester in there waiting to smell someone light up so he can come out and lecture you as if you don't already know it's bad for you and expensive.
As seemed to be the case this morning as some boring old ******* decided he wanted me to stop smoking outside the cafe.
 
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