Monday Night Funny

[GarethDW]

There's been a lack of funny jokes in GD so far this week, so here's one for you...

Tom and Dick are comparing notes on their summer holiday. "I was staying in a hotel in Poole," says Tom. "In Dorset?" asks Dick. "Certainly," says Tom. "I'd recommend it to anyone."

 

[gillywibble]

WINRAR

 

[Biohazard]

thats crap.

:/

 

[loltim]

Ace

 

[iamdjdz]

Explain.

 

[SideWinder]

Explain.

 

[Tefal]

... In dorset sounds like endorse it.

ie would you recommend it.

 

[Biohazard]

... In dorset sounds like endorse it.

ie would you recommend it.

ie crap joke.



thread fails to deliver.

 

[iamdjdz]

... In dorset sounds like endorse it.

ie would you recommend it.

Ah.

Not funny, in my honest, humble opinion.

Is Poole actually in Dorset? Because that would be slightly more explicable as to the intentions of the joke...

 

[Snakedoctor]

Groan.

 

[kinobestew123]

God awful...

Edit: Gay...

 

[topgun06]

Poo

 

[Greenlizard0]

Hmm..

 

[nikebee]

Holy crap, that had to be explained? 0.o

 

[nikebee]

What's the most common chat up line in a gay bar?
....
....
....
"May I push in your stool?"

 

[MookJong]

Reminicent of....

My wife’s gone to the Caribbean.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord.

 

[danza]

Okay, not too bad I suppose.

Are there actually any genuinely good jokes about at the moment, or do they only crop up when a major celebrity dies or some kid goes missing?

 

[Phate]

Terrible.

Bring back the Scottish jokes laddie!

 

[Reality|Bites]

Homosexuality .... It's a pain in the Arse

 

[kinobestew123]

Lets make our own then, quick visit to BBC found me this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7506043.stm

Make me a joke please...