Am i going to die?

[FrostedNipple]

So i got home slightly drunk last night, and i had fallen off my bike on the way home, i got concrete embedded in my elbow, so i decided to clean it off. I was rumagine around in my houses first aid box for some savlon, but i couldn't find any, so i found the next best thing. It said it was for quickened healing and anti-septic. I found out this morning it's meant to be used on Dogs, horses and cattle :/

 

[Virdi]

LOL

 

[utajoker]

why the long face?

you probably will die or grow hooves.

 

[singist]

Yes, you are going to die but I doubt that it will have anything to do with the treatment that you administered.

 

[fini]

I decree this is no longer a medical thread.

Request thread title change to 'RIP FrostedNipple'.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

That'll teach you for horsing around.

 

[LOAM]

The future of our nation is in safe hands

 

[misterPK]

Death alas is inevitable for us mere mortals..

..But I think you might get away with this one. What's it doing in your first aid box if its for animals is the bigger question.

PK!

*Disclaimer: PK is not a medical profesional and has stupidly let his first aid certificate expire, so is in no way qualified to reassure you. He is simply guessing that you'll be ok and if in doubt you should contact the NHS. If you do die, he will be happy to attend your funeral and apologise in person, as long as there is a free buffet.*

 

[bledd]

should be fine mate, probably mostly iodene

if you get any weird symptoms, call 911

 

[SourChipmunk]

I found out this morning it's meant to be used on Dogs, horses and cattle :/

That usually just means it will be non-toxic, but bitter-tasting to prevent the animals from licking their wounds (which slows healing).

When you begin to moo, though, let us know.

 

[Mat]

I'm surprised youre not already dead to be honest...

 

[FrostedNipple]

The future of our nation is in safe hands

Don't worry, what i do in my life, i'm sure, will have little effect on the outcome of the nation.

 

[jpmonkey69]

I hope next time you're more sheepish about just rubbing any old treatment on. You should keep some actual human antiseptic in your cupboard at all times, remember; "a stitch in time saves canine". Of cows, it's easy to say this.... 20:20 hindsight and all that jazz!

 

[Azza]

Im dying at the moment.

 

[Blue Cypher]

So shall we start planning his funeral then?

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

So i got home slightly drunk last night, and i had fallen off my bike on the way home, i got concrete embedded in my elbow, so i decided to clean it off. I was rumagine around in my houses first aid box for some savlon, but i couldn't find any, so i found the next best thing. It said it was for quickened healing and anti-septic. I found out this morning it's meant to be used on Dogs, horses and cattle :/

Why'd you have ketamine or whatever in your first-aid box?

 

[SourChipmunk]

Of cows, it's easy to say this.... 20:20 hindsight and all that jazz!

"To err is human; to moo, bovine."

 

[MikeTAD]

A stallion like you? Who is a bit of a wag and a dog with the ladies? plus the stamina of a bull?...what's the problem?

 

[Pookie Bear]

Don't worry, you'll bo-vine.

errr, see ya!

 

[jpmonkey69]

"To err is human; to moo, bovine."

I actually lol'ed at that - just as my boss was telling me about his problems with his new house.... now he thinks I was laughing at him, because I didn't want to tell him I was reading forums whilst he was talking to me!