Am i going to die?

qwerty · 15 Jul 2008 at 10:32

Are you tired of having to buy three different anti-septics for your dog, horse and cattle? WELL GET SOME OF THIS! One anti-septic for DOGS, HORSES AND CATTLE!! But wait, THERE'S MORE!! Human testing is underway and there are NO SIDE EFFECTS*

*within the first hour of use. After 12 hours death may occur.

Vasquez · 15 Jul 2008 at 10:49

don't be so sheepish, you'll be kanine the booze again in no time!

gillywibble · 15 Jul 2008 at 14:39

Can I have your post count?

KNiVES · 15 Jul 2008 at 14:41

You might be feeling a little horse soon

milkinc13 · 15 Jul 2008 at 14:42

if it does the trick then why worry?

Glaucus · 15 Jul 2008 at 14:43

Yes you're going to die..

please put your life insurance policy into my name as payment for this diagnosis.

.Kencs · 15 Jul 2008 at 14:46

FrostedNipple said:
So i got home slightly drunk last night, and i had fallen off my bike on the way home, i got concrete embedded in my elbow, so i decided to clean it off. I was rumagine around in my houses first aid box for some savlon, but i couldn't find any, so i found the next best thing. It said it was for quickened healing and anti-septic. I found out this morning it's meant to be used on Dogs, horses and cattle :/

R.I.P - You'll be sadly missed

lol

J.B · 15 Jul 2008 at 14:50

Love all the puns in this thread

typical of OcUK when someone needs help, we should stop horsing around

manveruppd · 15 Jul 2008 at 14:56

fini said:
I decree this is no longer a medical thread.

Indeed, it's obviously been a vetenirary one all along.

yermum · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:01

The only side effect will be the glossy coat to the hair that will now grow on your elbow.

mk17 · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:02

Raist said:
"To err is human; to moo, bovine."

awesome

zain · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:05

FrostedNipple, the last guy I knew that had this done ended up asking for new shoes on a forum. Do you like them?

I can ask him where he got them from once you turn!

Adsta · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:09

this thread is *** !!!

jcb33 · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:10

bledd. said:
should be fine mate, probably mostly iodene

if you get any weird symptoms, call 911

999 Might be more usefull

iamdjdz · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:11

Remember to drop some good loot.

el_dazza · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:33

Ladbrokes have quoted me 50/1 on FrostedNipple winning the Grand National this year..

On the plus side, if you do die, how many families can say a loved one was turned into a pritt-stick?

trojan698 · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:38

Someone put this poor little retard out of his misery.

CliffyBiro · 15 Jul 2008 at 15:40

Are you alright noooooooow?

something_totally_different · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:04

singist said:
Yes, you are going to die but I doubt that it will have anything to do with the treatment that you administered.

personally ive opted out of death, too expensive and too time consuming.

Admiral Huddy · 15 Jul 2008 at 16:05

zain said:
FrostedNipple, the last guy I knew that had this done ended up asking for new shoes on a forum. Do you like them?

I can ask him where he got them from once you turn!

Feet!!!