Soldato
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- 5 Dec 2003
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I knew that crappy subject title would get you whingers attention! But what are you actually doing about it? NOTHING!
I've been reading OcUK and watching the news for the last year or so and I recently rewatched Batman Begins and realised something needs to be done about administering justice in this country!
To mete out punishment when the prisons cant accomodate.
To wipe the smiles off the faces of conniving crooks that defeat our legal system on technicalities or give our judges sob-stories about their poor upbringing.
To dish out the brutality our coppers are handcuffed from doing by pansy liberal bureaucrats!
I'm going to become a vigilante so can anyone spec me some cool non-lethal weapons and gadgets and stuff? And offer any tips or advise, I also need an image to strike fear into the hearts of criminals - not a bat.
First things first, I figured I will need a police scanner thingmybob so as to avoid capture.
Then I will need body protection mostly from stabbing and getting hit but maybe also from gunshots if possible?
I'd also like a shooty thing like a grappling hook on a rope that is retractable and can lift my bodyweight at least so as to traverse the city faster and get out of sticky situations.
Any other ideas?
I may also need a small team of close associates to aid me, so if you are like a police commisioner or anything then let me know and we can work together or if you have any special skills and might be useful as a sidekick or something then sell yourself to me.
I also had a great idea in work tonight for some kind of suit that could be electrically charged whilst I was wearing it without harming me but would thwart enemies if they managed to pile-on me or something. Is that possible? Without wearing an actual gimp suit or something.
I've been reading OcUK and watching the news for the last year or so and I recently rewatched Batman Begins and realised something needs to be done about administering justice in this country!
To mete out punishment when the prisons cant accomodate.
To wipe the smiles off the faces of conniving crooks that defeat our legal system on technicalities or give our judges sob-stories about their poor upbringing.
To dish out the brutality our coppers are handcuffed from doing by pansy liberal bureaucrats!
I'm going to become a vigilante so can anyone spec me some cool non-lethal weapons and gadgets and stuff? And offer any tips or advise, I also need an image to strike fear into the hearts of criminals - not a bat.
First things first, I figured I will need a police scanner thingmybob so as to avoid capture.
Then I will need body protection mostly from stabbing and getting hit but maybe also from gunshots if possible?
I'd also like a shooty thing like a grappling hook on a rope that is retractable and can lift my bodyweight at least so as to traverse the city faster and get out of sticky situations.
Any other ideas?
I may also need a small team of close associates to aid me, so if you are like a police commisioner or anything then let me know and we can work together or if you have any special skills and might be useful as a sidekick or something then sell yourself to me.
I also had a great idea in work tonight for some kind of suit that could be electrically charged whilst I was wearing it without harming me but would thwart enemies if they managed to pile-on me or something. Is that possible? Without wearing an actual gimp suit or something.
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