"Honk if your horny" sign - Did you see one?

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I was just wondering if anyone saw the sign my friends thought it'd be a great idea to make... We were driving from London to Southport in the red Rover 400 :)

A bit of cheap, harmless fun - we had some classic incidents such as a couple in a Mondeo: the woman was driving, and the man leaned across, beeped the horn, and got slapped! Made us chuckle :D

Happy times eh
 
I didn't see the sign, the fact that I have been indoors all day may have something to do with it.
 
Our first idea was to see how many people we could get to wave - in the end nearly everyone did! So we thought we needed something more challenging.

It's a lot more authentic when it's scribbled on the back page of a road atlas :p
 
We've done this many times on the way to Daytona or Panama City. One of the window markers and scribble across the windows "honk if your horney" or "honk to get flashed"

Gets boring after a while :cool:
 
:/ Don't see the appeal in a sign like that.

Quite a while ago I did however drive around Plymouth with a 'SLOW DOWN' sign in my rear window, which got moved to the side windows when people were overtaking or I was overtaking someone...made the evening more interesting.

InvG
 
:/ Don't see the appeal in a sign like that.

Quite a while ago I did however drive around Plymouth with a 'SLOW DOWN' sign in my rear window, which got moved to the side windows when people were overtaking or I was overtaking someone...made the evening more interesting.

InvG


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:/ Don't see the appeal in a sign like that.

Quite a while ago I did however drive around Plymouth with a 'SLOW DOWN' sign in my rear window, which got moved to the side windows when people were overtaking or I was overtaking someone...made the evening more interesting.

InvG


Cool dude fo sho :p:cool:
 
We found it in a hedge on the way to Plymouth. :p

Not the most interesting of stories...but then nore was the OP's. :p

We were bored that evening...in case you hadn't guessed.

InvG
 
on a school trip once, we were in a transit minibus going down the motorway, thought it'd be a good idea to put a sign up saying something along the lines of "HELP!! We've been kidnapped!!!" along with scared faces looking out the windows at passing cars haha.
 
[Huzeee] and I do that type of thing frequently on long journeys. One the way back from a photoshoot in Wales we had a ringbound notebook for easy flippage between signs, things like "Liquor....she'll love it", "Nice rack" (best when shown to a couple in the car).
My favourite one we've done so far was when we flashed up a page out of the back window that said "Big car!" followed by a thumbs up to a guy in a range rover sport with a very, very nice blonde lady sat in the passenger seat. He gave us a flash, smile and thumbs up back and his ladyfriend smiled politely (probably unable to read the sign due to being a) a woman and b) blonde). Huzeee then flipped the page to reveal the text: "Small penis!" accompanied by a masturbator hand gesture and a big grin. The girl was drinking a bottle of water at the time and spat it all over the dash laughing and the guy turned bright red. Classic stuff :D
 
Not seen that but i've seen plenty of 'Princess on Board' and 'Powered by fairydust' signs in cars that are being driven by absolute horrors!


A friend of the wifes bought our little daughter a pair of bright pink 'Disney Princess' window shades which are now resplendant in the rear windows of our Octavia. I'm sure the missus is doing it wind me up as she knows how much I hate this kind of crap. Fortunately no "Baby on board" or equally puke inducing signs in the rear window...yet.
 
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