Is this weird.....pregnant women related

My missus looked awesome with some padding on her, unfortunately she's currently thin as a rake, so i'm trying to remedy things :D

feeder!

Pie is the best for this, just every night get a massive clarks on the go.....OHHHH I want a clarks pie now!:(
 
Why, why have clarks got such a good reputation. There just like any other cheap rubbish pie, just with a bit of extra stock in it.

I really like them, I dont put stock on what other people say about food I always try everything myself (love all types of food) I will only get them from the Clarks shop in Bedminster...I admit from local chippies they are nasty! but a giant clarks from the bedminster shop is so nice!:)
 
Admittedly I saw a rather attractive pregnant woman yesterday but she would have been just as attractive if not pregnant...

I did however find it quite 'cute' that she had quite a skinny frame but a big bump. :eek:
 
Its ok to find them attractive but if you were to sex them up then technically you're having sex with a child present, which more or less makes you a paedophile.

Pervert.
 
Obviously they have to be attractive in the first place but it does sort of turn me on for some weird reason :p No idea why tho lol!
 
Obviously they have to be attractive in the first place but it does sort of turn me on for some weird reason :p No idea why tho lol!

On a serious note, I presume the reason some of you are enjoying ladies with buns in ovens is that at a subconcious level it is evident that they are able to procreate. This is the same for women I think - as a sample of one, I have noted that women that know my wife is up the duff are all over me like rashes. They know I have warrior's seed.
 
LOL i'd agree if i had x-ray vision....:o:D

I presume that you're saying just because you can't see it you are not a paedophile. What if a child was stood in the shadows that you knew was there? What if you were Mikey off big brother and couldn't see anything ever, but you KNEW the child was either in the woman or in the shadows....

Just face it you're a paedo. Errrr. Paedo threesome.
 
[ASSE]Hinchy;12138886 said:
I presume that you're saying just because you can't see it you are not a paedophile. What if a child was stood in the shadows that you knew was there? What if you were Mikey off big brother and couldn't see anything ever, but you KNEW the child was either in the woman or in the shadows....

Just face it you're a paedo. Errrr. Paedo threesome.

Well the attraction is not to a "child" born or unborn but the appearance of the female in question. Unless she was under 16 then your statement is wrong. I'm sure there are many guys on this forum that have given their partners a good seeing to while preggers! :p
 
[ASSE]Hinchy;12138945 said:
Then at least seek comfort in the fact that you are not the only paedophile on here. Not only are they paedophiles but incestuous. Errrrrr :p

lmao never thought of that:D wrong!!
 
No real comment to make am just boosting the numbers of Bristolians posting in this thread. :p

Actually, I dont look at pregnant women and go pwoarh! (sorry, ladies arent usually my cup of tea :D ) but I do have this thing where I love looking at their bumps, and if I know them, I rub the bump.
 
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