Think I should buy a lottery ticket?

Redz · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:42

Jusy got an NHS dentist after years of waiting. So I was thinking of getting a few lucky dips for tonights draw as the odds of winning are pretty similar to getting registered with a dental practise, so it must be my lucky day.

ScarySquirrel · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:43

Mat · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:44

jonislost · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:44

Cupra · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:45

fail thread tbh

and yes get loads of em

Lysander · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:45

Buy a load and stick them in your ears.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:46

Lol, yeah, go on.

TheBrooder · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:47

Redz said:
Think I should buy a lottery ticket?

Maybe

HarryPainful · 23 Jul 2008 at 09:59

Yes, you will need the money to go private after the mess the NHS dentist will make.

meghatronic · 23 Jul 2008 at 10:47

Yes. Buy me one too.

[TW]Fox · 23 Jul 2008 at 10:49

HarryPainful said:
Yes, you will need the money to go private after the mess the NHS dentist will make.

Except they are the same dentists.

BenhB · 23 Jul 2008 at 11:04

No

I'm still waiting for my tooth to be extracted 7 weeks after the last failed attempt.

Steve2000 · 23 Jul 2008 at 11:09

Buy two, you'll double your chances of winning from 0.00000001% to 0.00000002%.

yak.h'cir · 23 Jul 2008 at 12:10

It depends on how much enjoyment you'll get from imagining what you'd do with your winnings. If that's worth £1 to you then go ahead and buy it.

pitchfork · 23 Jul 2008 at 12:50

I always get 5 lines for saturday personally.

But i've been kicked out of my dentists missed my last appointment by accident (nice to know I payed a load of tax and I don't get an NHS dentists any more).
I'll go private if my tooth starts to bleed again.

p4radox · 23 Jul 2008 at 13:33

Steve2000 said:
Buy two, you'll double your chances of winning from 0.00000001% to 0.00000002%.

I'd buy three. That way you triple your chances!

Jingo... · 23 Jul 2008 at 13:36

Worth a quid for the excitement of seeing if you've won! I have a little dabble on lotto if im in a shop buying something and have a spare quid/two in my wallet- I've easily won back everything I've spent over the years and have derived great enjoyment in doing so

EDIT: you can buy several Dime bars/drifters/boosts for a quid which would also be satisfying!

aa6972 · 23 Jul 2008 at 17:56

is there a OCUK lotto fund?

gam3r · 23 Jul 2008 at 18:01

dude, do it if you want, you don't need the ocuk stamp of approval lol.

shadow4509 · 23 Jul 2008 at 18:15

I spend a tenner buying the same numbers every wednesday and saturday, I don't really want to but i'm now stuck in the habit and panic that if i don't buy them this time then the numbers will come up. It's a circle of evil!!!

Think I should buy a lottery ticket?

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