Your most recent embarrasing moment...

Farting on treadmill is unstoppable, or whilst doing any cardio workouts

You just hope the sound isn't too loud or the gym music/equipment sound would cover up.
 
OzyOly said:
They must have thought I was hiding in there, waiting to shout surprise as they walk past. :p

I made my way to the stairs and didn't come down till they had gone out....

Needless to say, I wont be getting with either of her friends.
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Not if you hide away you won't. It might still work out, I once ended up with a friend of a friend on the basis of walking out of a shower, I barely spoke to her all night and even tried to discourage her because the friend fancied her - that made for an awkward night. But that's not the point, I'm trying to say that if you are confident then you can pull it off; the situation, not the towel because that is just indecent exposure.

I think the most embarrassing thing I've done recently is asking someone where his wife was, turns out they'd split up about a month previously. :o In my defence I hadn't seen him in nearing six months but still was a shade uncomfortable until I bought the next round.
 
My most recent embarassing moment was on my birthday. There's this really fit bird in the office across the hall. Luckily we have massive glass walls which is always nice, especially when she has to lean over to get the phone from the empty desk opposite her.

In any case, we often talk about how much everyone in our area likes her, and comments such as "Gemma i love you" are not uncommon, not that she can hear us, it's just amusing to say it whilst looking towards her.

Anyway one of the guys next to me was on the phone to her, unknown to me, and i said with masculine vigour "Gemma, i want to do terrible, unforgiveable things to you".

She took the phone away from her ear and looked right at me with utter contempt. I'd even say with a degree of cycnicism, and disgust.

I scurry past with my head down now if i see her on the stairs.
 
bum said:
Farting on treadmill is unstoppable, or whilst doing any cardio workouts

You just hope the sound isn't too loud or the gym music/equipment sound would cover up.
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I find if I'm wearing headphones I just assume no-one else can hear it. This plan may be flawed.
 
DampCat said:
My most recent embarassing moment was on my birthday. There's this really fit bird in the office across the hall. Luckily we have massive glass walls which is always nice, especially when she has to lean over to get the phone from the empty desk opposite her.

In any case, we often talk about how much everyone in our area likes her, and comments such as "Gemma i love you" are not uncommon, not that she can hear us, it's just amusing to say it whilst looking towards her.

Anyway one of the guys next to me was on the phone to her, unknown to me, and i said with masculine vigour "Gemma, i want to do terrible, unforgiveable things to you".

She took the phone away from her ear and looked right at me with utter contempt. I'd even say with a degree of cycnicism, and disgust.

I scurry past with my head down now if i see her on the stairs.
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LMFAO! :D
 
After a night out, woke up in living room in just me boxers, pitching my own raging tent

House was full of people, not that embarrassing just a bit "WO ****!"

What was funny about it tho for me, was i read a text on me phone off me cousin who had been gone for a few hours saying "are you still pitching it then?"
 
Dressing up as a fairy last night and having my gf's family laughing at me. I've since decided that i wont be dressing up as a fairy to go out in town tommorow cos i felt like a right plank lol:p
 
This springs to mind

I once took a dump in a mates house at a party a while back.
Then I realised there was no bog roll, so I thought, nah, i'll wash my arse off in the sink then, like you do :D
I goes to dry it on the clean white towel and realise it wasn't quite clean, got poo all over the towel.

I just sort of said, don't ask mate I'll buy you a new towel tomorow morning.
 
Got drunk in the old Halls of Residence in Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow whislt staying with my sister.

Got barn-stormingly drunk, fell asleep in the room but then had to get up to go to the loo.

Got confused as I didn't know where I was but decided it was ok to wander off into the halls. Naked.

Couldn't find the toilets but found lots of shocked females (it was a female floor) and, even more worryingly, the Fire Escape door.

Went through Fire Escape door which lead out of the back of the building. Couldn't see anything so headed towards the lights (still naked).

Ended up back on Suachiehall Street, the main and busiest street in the entire area of Glasgow.

Then had to go through the Halls' reception area and try and explain why I wanted to come into the Student Halls when I was (a) not a student, (b) throughly drunk, and (c) naked.

:(
 
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Fiocca said:
Dressing up as a fairy last night and having my gf's family laughing at me. I've since decided that i wont be dressing up as a fairy to go out in town tommorow cos i felt like a right plank lol:p
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I did that last year, but I was a ballerina :D

Never felt so self conscious in my entire life.

[FnG]magnolia;12198919 said:
Got drunk in the old Halls of Residence in Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow whislt staying with my sister.

Got barn-stormingly drunk, fell asleep in the room but then had to get up to go to the loo.

Got confused as I didn't know where I was but decided it was ok to wander off into the halls. Naked.

Couldn't find the toilets but found lots of shocked females (it was a female floor) and, even more worryingly, the Fire Escape door.

Went through Fire Escape door which lead out of the back of the building. Couldn't see anything so headed towards the lights (still naked).

Ended up back on Suachiehall Street, the main and busiest street in the entire are of Glasgow.

Then had to go through the Halls' reception are and try and explain why I wanted to come into the Student Halls when I was (a) not a student, (b) throughly drunk, and (c) naked.
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How did you not get arrested? :D

Burnsy
 
bum said:
Farting on treadmill is unstoppable, or whilst doing any cardio workouts

You just hope the sound isn't too loud or the gym music/equipment sound would cover up.
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Man, that is rather annoying. Especially when you're really going at it on the rower with headphones on and you just feel one slip out.
 
Had a late night session at mine the other night. Both my cousins and their girlfriends stayed over. 1 of the girlfriends slept in the spare room cos she had work early but the other 3 passed out on the sofa downstairs.

Now I dont remember any of this but I woke up in the morning to laughter. I was in bed with my missus and wondered what the laughing was. Apparently I had got out of bed about 5am naked and walked downstairs. I've then proceeded to get on the sofa where everyone else was passed out and just spoon whoever happened to be next to me, remaining asleep the whole time.

After about an hour, my girlfriend came down, got me a cushion and took me back to bed but not before everyone else had woke up and seen me!

This isnt the 1st time I've done it either. I've been known to sleepwalk about 5 times now and 1 of them I actually left the house in just my boxer shorts
 
My most recent embarrassing moment was yesterday when I sat myself down in someone elses meeting for 5 minutes before realising that I should have been in the one next door!...I blushed and quickly scurried out
 
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