Your most recent embarrasing moment...

Mainly the bit in bold. Was a while ago now, but I can't remember anything recent.

mp3kla said:
Yeah I've had a few like that...

One involved meeting up with an old friend, I bought a litre of smirnoff for us for before we went out... They didn't like it and I ended up sinking 3/4's of the bottle practically straight with a bit of lime by the glassfull. (stupid move)

Just before this I'd eaten a portion of chips with curry sauce. (even more stupidness)

Went into a nightclub, drank another couple shots... Went outside to sit on a bench in front of the club.

Sat down and chucked on the floor outside the club... (chips and curry sauce... Mmmmm).

Then realised the whole front of the club was glass, and everyone inside was watching me. (cringe!)

Last thing I remember was falling asleep on the Seafront wall at high-tide. (Was very comfy. If not a little stupid)

I woke up in the morning in different clothes, with no phone, no wallet, in a double bed on my own.

I asked what had happened in the morning and it turned out I'd got back to the house, passed out in the bathroom floor, then got found by her later - changed my clothes and put my wallet and phone in a safe place.

It was her dads bed, and it smelt horribly of BO...

Never again...
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waxapple said:
I did a massive poo recently and sent a photo to a few of my friends :D
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Almost as bad as the time at uni when one of my mates tried to get his housemate back for something he'd done...

He had a big turd in a twiglet can and hid it in his room.

Next day the other one got him back, hid a turd in a chinese foil tray under his bed.. Unfortunately for the guy who had it under his bed, he got lucky that night and had to remove the turd from his room whilst the girl stood there and watched. (smell was awful). :o
 
Nothing recent that I can think of. But a while back when I was 15/16 I had been browsing some well known crack/hack sites looking for a key for some software I wanted to use.

Notoriously these places are always sponsored by sites that often contain explicit images.

I was clicking around looking for my warez and a pop-up came up with naked women all over it, gret timing as almost at the same time my mum came into my room , saw the monitor and started going ape **** at me!

It took me about 30mins of explaining to both parents what I was doing and how that site came up on screen.

It was quite annoying really, the one time I wasn’t legitimately looking for naked ladies, was the one time I got busted for it :D
 
mp3kla said:
Next day the other one got him back, hid a turd in a chinese foil tray under his bed.. Unfortunately for the guy who had it under his bed, he got lucky that night and had to remove the turd from his room whilst the girl stood there and watched. (smell was awful). :o
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:D

Reminds me of a time that a mate pulled a bird and took her back to his. She wouldn't do *anything* without the door being locked. Being a household of nine lads, unsurprisingly, all their room doors had been kicked and were in such a state that none of the locks worked.

So he went to the door while it was pitch black and simply jangled his keys against the door. She fell for it and away they went.

Another housemate bundled in drunk, walked halfway through the room then realised what was happening. He met the shocked eyes of the girl and then the guilty ones of his friend in question. Too embarressed to do anything, he went straight to the CD rack, pulled an album out, mumured something and then left shutting the door.

Unsurprisingly she took her clothes and ran off at half five in the morning lol
 
Today and it was a real Dad moment.
I'm watching a NHS video with other staff when somebody mentions the music is cheesy.
One other person says "Well it is aimed at 14 year olds' and I say "Yeah, they should have used Eminem or P.Daddy" :)

They haven't let me forget it all day.
 
Out of the mouths of babes............

We recently went to an exhibition by a member of the Mouth and Foot Painters (http://www.mfpa.co.uk/- amazing, check it out) with our 2 youngest sons. We were talking to one of the artists who is confined to a wheel chair following a car accident in which he was paralised, when our youngest (aged 3 and very prone to muddling his words) asked in a very loud voice "Mummy, why is that man in a wheelbarrow?".
 
I was walking back to my desk the other day when out of no where this huge fart burst from my ass. It took me completely by suprise! the whole office was laughing at me :(
 
This afternoon whilst shopping in Bournemouth with the missus, I went into Next while she was outside having a fag and tripped over some tape that was hanging from a workmans cone.

Fell flat on my arse and it wasn't the quietest of times on Bournemouths busy high street either. :o
 
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