Too fat to be executed

Redz · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:11

Death Row inmate claims he is too fat to be executed by lethal injection.

http://news.aol.com/article/ohio-in...e/117171?icid=100214839x1206883725x1200368208

Looks like a high cholesterol diet is healthy eating for some people, it's extending his life span :/

Kanifee · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:12

How do you gain that much weight in jail on three square a day????

vincent1989 · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:13

damian666 said:
How do you gain that much weight in jail on three square a day????

sexual favours for food?

gillywibble · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:13

damian666 said:
How do you gain that much weight in jail on three square a day????

Favours?

Viper² · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:14

It's taken 22 years to execute him?

Sem · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:14

im sure hes not too fat for a bullet in the back of the head behind a shed or something....

Pilky01 · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:15

Dont feed him until he is dead.

vincent1989 · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:16

qwerty321 said:
Dont feed him until he is dead.

2 birds, one stone.

Kitchster_uk · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:21

vincent1989 said:
2 birds, one stone.

If he's too fat for execution, he's too fat for two birds, regardles of whether on is stoned or not :mad:

bigmouse64 · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:22

Get him on an electric treadmill.

vincent1989 · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:22

Kitchster_uk said:
If he's too fat for execution, he's too fat for two birds, regardles of whether on is stoned or not

Kanifee · 9 Aug 2008 at 00:23

vincent1989 said:
sexual favours for food?

"Jail whore cant be executed due to massive wage rise!!!"

Hlebio · 9 Aug 2008 at 02:49

Redz said:
Looks like a high cholesterol diet is healthy eating for some people, it's extending his life span :/

You posted this piece of news for that joke, didn't you?

Caged · 9 Aug 2008 at 02:50

Couldn't they just try anyway? I mean even if they really screw up he'll still die eventually, which is sort of the point.

djmc0 · 9 Aug 2008 at 02:51

As much as I hate to say, Some polp;e ae kist able tp sjed class,

Caged · 9 Aug 2008 at 02:51

To obtain a special dialling wand, mash the keypad with your palm.

Viper² · 9 Aug 2008 at 03:31

Some people are just able to shed class?

Slogan · 9 Aug 2008 at 03:37

qwerty321 said:
Dont feed him until he is dead.

Genius.

2StepSteve · 9 Aug 2008 at 03:39

I dunno what the problem is! The excuse that veins won't be found is a load of crap. As for the dosage just double up on the dosage of the three drugs that are used in the lethal injection if need be.

Viper² said:
It's taken 22 years to execute him?

It is such a long time isn't it.. would think 15 years max on death row.

nikebee · 9 Aug 2008 at 04:07

djmc0 said:
As much as I hate to say, Some polp;e ae kist able tp sjed class,

I can tell you hate to say it... you could barely type the damn sentence.