Coolest suicide ever.

I would have thought a cooler way would be to tie cheese wire round your neck, tie the other end to the ceiling/tree, super glue your hands to your head and jump off the chair you're standing on.

Makes it look like you ripped off your own head!
 
Is decapitation the 'in' thing at the moment or something?

Either way lovely story. I just feel sorry for the poor sods that had to witness it on the way to work or whatever

Selfish ****
 
Why can't he kick the woman out of the farmhouse instead?

Because they were married i believe she gets half of his stuff, even though from the sounds of it she didn't work much towards it/or supported the kids allowing him to focus on work. Which are the only two reasons I can think why someone should be entitled to a share.
 
I was under the impression that if you commit suicide then your life insurance won't pay out anyway, he could have saved himself a phone call there.

Not necessarily true. My father committed suicide, and we still received his life insurance.
 
Businessman uses Aston Martin to decapitate himself in horrific suicide as revenge against his ex-wife.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...apitate-horrific-suicide-revenge-ex-wife.html

don't quite see how it's cool, especially for the paramedic who was first on scene, and was looking for the head, then found it in the footwell behind the drivers seat..... Or for the friends of the guy, (not family, as they were slightly different..... there were two wakes afaik one for family one for friends)

Cheers for that, must have been a slow news day.
 
Good grief, 37 posts and nobody has said "Lol, its the Daily Mail, its not true".

unfortunately it is true, but there seems to be a lack of sensitivity to the fact that some people may have known him, plenty of the guys i'm friendly with used the gym and thought he was an extremely nice bloke.....
 
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