They can't make good chocolate and they canny make good biscuits!
Exactly
They can't make good chocolate and they canny make good biscuits!
Fire a packet of Oreos into a bowl of vanilla ice cream and watch yourself float up to heaven.
Fire a packet of custard crames into a bown of ice cream and watch yourself hug the bog all night whilst you boak up the devil's concoction.
I want to try a twinky.


Pfft your all wrong Jaffa Cakes are the way to go!!!!
:/ they are more of a threat to bourbons than custard cream.

I see AMERICAN Oreos as a potential threat to the ENGLISH custard cream.
Both have a cream filling sandwiched between two biscuits but we must protect the custard cream from this American invasion!
The recent OREO advert said ‘only OREO’, how dare they!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...america-take-the-oreo-biscuit-89520-20406639/

Jaffa Cakes are Cakes. The name is a pretty good clue. If you insist on calling them biscuits then you're welcome to send me the 17.5% VAT you'd have to pay (cakes are zero-rated, buscuits aren't).![]()
Fire a packet of Oreos into a bowl of vanilla ice cream and watch yourself float up to heaven.
This is true.Custard creams are disgusting. Bourbons are meh. Oreos are nice. I'm not bothered if they're American (even though they've been here for years >.>) they taste the best compared to every other biscuit.
No problem. Want my PayPal address then?I don't care they're Biscuits Damnit!!!!
