It depends, last week i consumed about 30 odd pints + spirits, this week i haven't had a drop.
- not really a beer-monster. She drinks more than me and she's only 4'7" 

A lot of people seem to hit it hard on weekends, thats probably worse for you.
Couldn't say really. Some weeks I have nothing at all, in fact sometimes I go for months on end without a drink, and sometimes I drink like a fish.
This is probably an average week-
mon- 3-5 Ciders
tue- Football so pub after - 3-5 Ciders
wed- 3-5
thur- Volley Ball - 3-5 Ciders
frid- God only knows
sat- As above
sun- 3-5 Ciders
total = many units
Thats nearly twice the recommended level for a bloke but it doesnt really seem excessive to me.Need to kick tha habit really it running over from uni. But it tastes sooooo good
I am an alcoholic?