My Funeral Service

[bsoltan]

You'll be dead. What difference does it make?

I'll go for whatever is the cheapest option or leave it in the hands of the family.

 

[Rhys]

something like this

 

[tres]

not a red cross in a little box

 

[rsatd]

Viking send off = win. Otherwise... meh, I won't know so why should I care?

Ohh sounds good, and relatively cheap, especially if they use a plastic blow up boat

 

[Screwback]

Bin bag tbh

 

[OliP]

I really dont care what happens, i will be dead

 

[Dreaded_Cheese]

I want to be cremated then compacted into a Heinz Baked beans can, then shot off into space... That would be perfect.

 

[Mr.Clark]

Donate as many of my internal organs as I can, then the rest of me can go to medical science.

 

[GreenMint]

I really dont care what happens, i will be dead

So you think

 

[Ev0]

when my dad died my then step mum organised a non religous type person to come and do the ceremony, wasn't religious at all.

 

[KNiVES]

I'm not religious but I would likely have a typical Christian funeral. Even if it's not in tune with your personal beliefs, it's still somber and dignified, it's a good send-off.

 

[SkeeterUK]

I dont plan on dying i aint one of you mwhahaha.

 

[Cr0fty]

It's all about the wake

And bake

 

[qqg3]

Having attended a funeral this Tuesday I must say it is all about the wake(!)

Make sure its in a pub.

 

[Monkeynut]

I shall not have a funeral, for I shall not die. Instead my brain will be transplanted into a body of steel!

 

[manveruppd]

Cryo tank, orbit, lie back and wait to be resuscitated.