- Walk into kitchen.
- Pick up kettle.
- Remove lid.
- Place under cold tap.
- Turn on said tap for several seconds.
- Turn off said tap.
- Replace Lid.
- Now depending on whether it is electric or gas place on hob or plug it in.
- Make sure the wall switch is on or the gas is lit.
- Twiddle your thumbs and remember a watched kettle never boils.
- When the water has boiled place a tea bag in a clean cup.
- Pour in the boiling water.
- Let it brew or if you're impatient mash the bag a bit.
- Remove the bag.
- Go to the fridge and open the door.
- Take out some milk, skimmed or full, whatever you prefer.
- Stir the tea as you add the milk.
- Put milk back in fridge.
- Add sugar as required and stir.
Enjoy.