Wimmens! Is this excessive...Or even normal?!

[Ascendancy]

Is your missus Ronald McDonald?

 

[penski]

How's her stance, good?

The best.

*n

 

[Ben M]

Cheeky bugger. She's just turned 21.

*n

Our sixth anniversary is coming up...it's a bit late for one of those threads...

right.

 

[daveydave]

maaaate that is a lot! And I know a few women who wear a lot of make up and they don't carry that much!

 

[Steedie]

Probably all yours you big gayer

 

[Tefal]

So when you were 18 you were dating a 15 year old?

 

[Solari]

So when you were 18 you were dating a 15 year old?

"she told me she was 16, honest, m'lud!"

 

[Solari]

THAT BREAKS THE RULE.

If there's grass by the wicket, let's play cricket?

 

[penski]

maaaate that is a lot! And I know a few women who wear a lot of make up and they don't carry that much!

Law would like to clarify that she doesn't wear everything all the time. She just doesn't have one 'look'...

*n

 

[penski]

So when you were 18 you were dating a 15 year old?

Yes. Why?

*n

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Well, it's cheap crap and there's lots of it so it probably comes to £300.

A good sanity check is to convert it into beer points : 1 Mascara (Clarins) = 5 booze, 1 Eye-Highlighting Gloss = 7 booze etc, where 1 booze = 1 unit.

It's hard mathematical work and I'm not saying it's the perfect solution but it will make you forget - particularly in this case - that your better half has spent a lot of money on crap

 

[penski]

18 / 2 = 9

9 + 7

 

[Solari]

Yes. Why?

*n

He's just jealous

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

18 / 2 = 9

9 + 7

Ah, you're a First Principle's kind of guy

edit : Completely misunderstood the previous reference, lawls

 

[penski]

Well, it's cheap crap and there's lots of it so it probably comes to £300.

A good sanity check is to convert it into beer points : 1 Mascara (Clarins) = 5 booze, 1 Eye-Highlighting Gloss = 7 booze etc, where 1 booze = 1 unit.

It's hard mathematical work and I'm not saying it's the perfect solution but it will make you forget - particularly in this case - that your better half has spent a lot of money on crap

Verbatim:

"If you think Laura Mercier is crap and Clarins is good then you're a ****ing idiot."

*n

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Verbatim:

"If you think Laura Mercier is crap and Clarins is good then you're a ****ing idiot."

*n

I'm quite aware of the perceived worth of Mercier. A scale is a scale. Clarins would be your viewfinder. Mercier may be above nominal but not much.

Get a girl with tastes to match her convictions, tbh

 

[SB118]

 

[ZG002]

Im sure ive seen penski's gf at the metro center meet taking photos?.. if so shes pretty fine. if not then the random lass taking photos was pretty fine

 

[penski]

I'm quite aware of the perceived worth of Mercier. A scale is a scale. Clarins would be your viewfinder. Mercier may be above nominal but not much.

She earns three times what I do. If it were a case of perceived worth, she wouldn't have Mercier.

It is very, very good stuff and the next jump in quality is a huge jump in cost.

*n

 

[penski]

Im sure ive seen penski's gf at the metro center meet taking photos?.. if so shes pretty fine. if not then the random lass taking photos was pretty fine

That was RB Customs' gf.

He's met my gf before though...So have about a dozen people on here.

*n