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If she knows you're the type of person to stew and worry over things for ages, then i dont think she will immediately go, BANG, right you're lying, you've had an affair etc etc.

Being your wife she will know you well enough to know whether you are lying to her anyways, and you wont be, you'll be telling her the truth, so please dont worry about it so much, just get it over and done with and explain why it took this long in the first place.
 
rubin1961 said:
sorry for the sweary.
iam realy hacked off because i have cancelled 4 jobs today because of this.
i realy hope things work out ok and if they dont well GOD HELP ME.

Rick.
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Go back to the post with the sweary in it and hit the edit button and star it out, otherwise you may get sussed becuase it is against the rules (FAQ), just don't wanna see you get suspended that's all mate.
 
silane said:
Keep quiet? He's losing sleep over this, he's losing work over this, how is keeping quiet going to help things? He'll go insane, if he's not already.
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Sounds like he's too wound up, worrying if he should tell or not. Don't tell, and just continue with his life. I mean not exactly he's been porking her so why worry?:rolleyes:
 
rubin1961 said:
well my wife is home so iv told her all.
she laughed and gave me the biggest cuddle and my youngest daughter(21) said the woman must be desprate lol.
so now i will see what happens with her parents.
this time my brother and i will do the install.
now things seem ok.
again thanks
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Having already told your wife about the first 'occurrence', where's the problem? :confused:
 
Lets do a rehearsal!, i wanna see what you are gonna say. Ill start mine with

"*insert her name here* you know that photo you showed me of your work collegues, well this has been eating away at me for ages and i have been scared to say anything, but i cant settle myself. The woman on the photo with the fantastic wangers, well she was the woman who got naked in an attempt to seduce me over my amazing arial fitting skills"
 
i have been drinking since 10.30am because i need the courage.
i know its wrong but what else can i do and it settels me.
i hope things end well if not well i dont know.
i have said all along i have done nothing wrong and i will stick by that.
hand on heart.
 
i cant believe how dramatic this is.

If you dont start acting like a man, the next time your wife gets a plumber round while you are fitting ariels, shes gonna get bosted
 
ill take that back it was a harsh comment.

But seriously mate. Drinking and wallowing in it is doing you no favours. You want to act like a man, and youve already proved you love and respect your wife and thats very admirable. Because lots of people might have given in.

but the effect you are letting it have on you is really consuming you. Good luck telling her, but dont be mortal drunk and mix your words up and look like a prat.
 
rubin1961 said:
i have been drinking since 10.30am because i need the courage.
i know its wrong but what else can i do and it settels me.
i hope things end well if not well i dont know.
i have said all along i have done nothing wrong and i will stick by that.
hand on heart.
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You're pathetic. Crying like a baby for six months, and need to drink to pluck up the courage.
 
OMFGG 7 months of anguish over NOTHING.
Tell your wife.
Grow yourself a backbone before the pathetic attitude you have consumes the rest of your life!
 
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Tap her and write a review of her tapping skillz. Then break her aerial pn purpose so you can go around again to service her equipment.



Erm... honestly tell your wife in a jokey way, you might only be sexless for a week this way.
 
lowrider007 said:
alright alright chill out, lets not resort to throwing insults at the man, we all cope differently.
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This is true, but seriously, hes acted soooo feeble over this whole situation. The first post was in january... hes spent most of 2008 worrying over absolutely nothing.

What would normally just be a funny story to tell your mates down the pub, has got this man on the verge of a breakdown. I dont understand why Rubin needs to be so weak about this humerous event.

It really is as simple as this....

-A woman makes a nude pass at you..

-You love and respect your family so you decline and act professionally..

-You go home after your days work you go "Darling, you wont believe what happened!, I worked in someones house and when i asked her how she would pay, she came back into the room naked, so i sharply left, i was gobsmacked"..

-Your wife goes "Oh my god, who was this?, it wasnt that woman i work with whos number i gave was it?!"

-You go "It was the one who lives *bla bla bla*.." "i was so embarrassed!"

-Your wife goes "OMGWTFLOL shes a fruit loop, i cant wait to see her at work, dont worry rubin, You are my hunky man, and i know you only have eyes for me and my tight tushy!"

And you all live happily ever after!
 
Ok so 7 months after the OP, this thread is still going? Can someone give us an update?

All I'm getting so far is that the OP was offered aerial sex in January and has slipped into a pit of alcohol and insecurity and spent 7 months metaphorically curled up in a corner, slowly rotting with guilt about nothing.

Please assist.

Edit: Just read Hedge's post.

This is really true?

I'm so happy that the internet allows me to encounter people like Rubin.
 
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I just cannot work out what the problem is, unless the OP has some sort of psychological problem that causes him to talk utter gibberish for a month after seeing a nekkid woman. What happens when you see a Page 3 girl? Do you have months of inner turmoil and anguish because you saw a pair of mammalian protuberances that weren't your wife's?

:rolleyes:
 
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