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[Dingleberry88]

I always say no.

You apparently have a MILF though.

i recived a phone call for a booking from the womans parents to do a install to 4 rooms.
i gave them a price and they agreed and said i installed their daughters yesterday on so so street and i did a great job so they want me to do theirs.
whats going on,now iam paranoid again but they praised me and want me to do theirs.
help please.

GAAAAAAAANG BAAAAAANG!!!

 

[Cosmic182]

i will tel her when she gets home and not on the phone.
now iam confused,i recived a phone call for a booking from the womans parents to do a install to 4 rooms.
i gave them a price and they agreed and said i installed their daughters yesterday on so so street and i did a great job so they want me to do theirs.
whats going on,now iam paranoid again but they praised me and want me to do theirs.
help please.

obviously you can't be that gobsmacked taking on the parents work!

 

[GreenMint]

i dont even want to send the bill i want it out of my mind as if it never happend

I can hand deliver it for you...

But in all seriousness, just tell wifey, but be honest, don't tell her she came in then start blurting out "But nothing happened" in a frantic tone, as that WILL make you look guilty, even if you're not!

Just relax, tell her, and hope she can laugh it off with you, failing that, give her that lady's address, and get the camera for the catfight!

 

[Felix Da Housecat]

Sounds like a classic bbc rogue traders setup, good job you didn't do anything

 

[GreenMint]

i will tel her when she gets home and not on the phone.
now iam confused,i recived a phone call for a booking from the womans parents to do a install to 4 rooms.
i gave them a price and they agreed and said i installed their daughters yesterday on so so street and i did a great job so they want me to do theirs.
whats going on,now iam paranoid again but they praised me and want me to do theirs.
help please.

If you do accept that booking, be prepared for the fact that they might be at work, and she might offer to "look after you" for them.

 

[Nullvoid]

i will tel her when she gets home and not on the phone.
now iam confused,i recived a phone call for a booking from the womans parents to do a install to 4 rooms.
i gave them a price and they agreed and said i installed their daughters yesterday on so so street and i did a great job so they want me to do theirs.
whats going on,now iam paranoid again but they praised me and want me to do theirs.
help please.

Obviously you'll get there and sort out their downstairs TVs then go up into their bedroom to fix the last one, after which her mum and dad will walk in naked and ask "would you prefer this for payment?".

 

[MHayes]

She will be waiting for you, she is giving you a second chance imo.

Funny thread btw. Wish this would happen to me when we do "site visits" but I am single. I usually get a brew,

 

[divine`]

Erm, joke thread?

 

[johnny6]

Mother and daughter multi hit combo

You would be a legend amongst men down at your local

 

[rubin1961]

well my wife is home so iv told her all.
she laughed and gave me the biggest cuddle and my youngest daughter(21) said the woman must be desprate lol.
so now i will see what happens with her parents.
this time my brother and i will do the install.
now things seem ok.
again thanks

 

[toString]

Ironic that most mean would pray for something like this to happen, and then once you're married with kids it does. Typical!

 

[Marky]

WHAT?! *Quits job and trains in Aerial installation*

 

[johnny6]

No one has considered that she may have been a trap set up by the wife.

 

[Mr.Orb]

Haha, sorry but it sound like some dodgy porn film.
Glad your wife saw the funny side though.

 

[matthew_o50]

IMO you should have told your wife straight away if it's annoying you so much. The longer you leave it the more guilty it will make you look. I'm sure she'd be happy to go and collect the money for you aswell

If you take the other job of her parents just watch out some old granny doesn't start looking some action!

 

[knip]

well my wife is home so iv told her all.
she laughed and gave me the biggest cuddle and my youngest daughter(21) said the woman must be desprate lol.

HAHA arent daughters great, id have probably said the same to my Dad.

 

[ScoobyDoo69]

I take it this woman was single, or was she married and in need of decent love?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

The sad thing is that some men can't even look at another woman without their wife or girlfriend getting extremely jealous.
look at the amount of males on here who have to hide their porn collection from their other halfs.
The 2 worst cases I can think of were :

1) An ex band member who never looked at the audience because his wife would follow his eyes. One New Years night in a Workingmens Club she accused him of having an affair because he accepted a kiss on the cheek from a 70 year old woman. He said later that he knew every ceiling and every floor in every Workingmens Club in the Midlands.

2) A workmates wife who wouldn't let him look at the daily paper because there were titties in it. My other workmates had to hide their papers so she couldn't accuse him. One day I had my FOCUS magazine on the bench. She opened it up and saw a picture of the Venus De Milo statue and threw my magazine across the floor shouting 'Filth'

 

[Sinque]

I didn't see the big problem, is your wife some sort of butch lesbian that could smash your face in? I couldn't understand why you were so reluctant.

 

[peetee]

I woulda told her, couldnt be wish a girl who couldnt see the funny side, maybes some girls would be shocked at first and question a bit, but thats human nature really.

Side note - what would your WaGs think of you going to a gentleman's club?
Mines fine with it, cos she knows ill go and do it anyway, lol.