Tuesday night joke!

So the owner of the cafe is upstairs and just by chance, the woman's husband is the only person in the place serving, i.e. there are no other staff.

I think the chances of getting a steak are rare.
 
A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold chili."

"I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress.

"Oh, I'll just have coffee, then." After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "You can have it for free if you want it." So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and heaves the chili back into the bowl.

The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too."
 
Stormrider said:
A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold chili."

"I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress.

"Oh, I'll just have coffee, then." After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "You can have it for free if you want it." So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and heaves the chili back into the bowl.

The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too."
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BRILLIANT! :D

I'm ****ing myself laughing here.
 
I prefer jokes that are short and sweet, or just tell a story as you do, then BAM punchline. "Didn't expect that!".

Mediocre :p

A couple were ok though =)
 
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