My mate has a titanium skull!

Cr0fty · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:38

Jono8 said:
Not really. What can you do with Balls of steel? At least with a titanium penis, you could go on for ever

You can get kicked in the nuts and retain your manly straight face.

Whereas with a titanium penis you are basically using a *****, because your natural self cannot cope. *Or that would be the impression*

Jono8 · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:40

Cr0fty said:
You can get kicked in the nuts and retain your manly straight face.

Whereas with a titanium penis you are basically using a *****, because your natural self cannot cope. *Or that would be the impression*

But you could knock people out with your penis. humilation to the max.

antijoke · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:41

Jono8 said:
But you could knock people out with your penis. humilation to the max.

You can't do that already? *smirk*

Jono8 · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:42

anticonscience said:
You can't do that already? *smirk*

No, but seriously you're right a titanium penis would just not be practical. Ah well, we can only dream!

Felix Da Housecat · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:43

Jono8 said:
wow....

topgun06 · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:45

My mates has had some titanium plates put in after he got randomly beat up.

Kanifee · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:47

lozzick said:
he has balls of steel.

BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL, BALLS OF STEAL!!!!!

willhub · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:49

damian666 said:
BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL, BALLS OF TITANIUM!!!!!

Fixed.

CaptainComedy · 19 Aug 2008 at 23:56

their feet were tired

Kreeeee · 20 Aug 2008 at 00:27

anticonscience said:
When will he be back?

Much more witty than the "rubbish terminator" comment.

Jono8 · 20 Aug 2008 at 00:28

Kreeeee said:
Much more witty than the "rubbish terminator" comment.

pffft

Amnesia · 20 Aug 2008 at 00:29

so we are half way there in making a terminator.
we got the titanium skull
we got the titanium back
and for some reason a titanium penis

anybody else want to contribute their titanium bits ?

willhub · 20 Aug 2008 at 00:45

memory said:
so we are half way there in making a terminator.
we got the titanium skull
we got the titanium back
and for some reason a titanium penis

anybody else want to contribute their titanium bits ?

You've forgot Titanium balls :rolleyes:

The next thing is metal eyeballs with red lasers.

Reality|Bites · 20 Aug 2008 at 00:48

It could have been worse, THey could have been girls with high heels on

byteagig · 20 Aug 2008 at 01:13

Titanium eyelids would be annoying, they would clink every time you blinked.

Cupra · 20 Aug 2008 at 01:22

a quick google i found these

half a brain?

the titanium skull kit

willhub · 20 Aug 2008 at 01:29

Cupra said:
a quick google i found these

half a brain?

the titanium skull kit

I smell photoshop.

David91 · 20 Aug 2008 at 01:30

that makes my head hurt just looking at that!

Skeeter · 20 Aug 2008 at 01:36

Cr0fty said:
Why did they take off their shoes and start hitting him with them?

Is this the done thing, rather then kicking

Clearly they didnt have titanium feet.

Spektor · 20 Aug 2008 at 02:01

A kid in my ye olde secondary school had a metal plate in his head, he got into a fight, first punch he took he was on the floor having a seizure... this is not an upgrade.