Alternate Presents for Girls

[THT]

I think flowers and chocolates are very cliche, id like your ideas on alternative gifts to impress a girl.

Eg, I sent a girl some handmade cupcakes today.

Next is a horses head, but im stuck for ideas after that...

 

[Slinwagh]

Can anyone see where this is going !

 

[THT]

Next week ill be posting a thread about how I met this girl and now shes not text me and what should I do with my life,

Or not.

 

[A.N.Other]

Can anyone see where this is going !

A 'so she dumped me' thread?

Original pressies are always the best. Go for it.

 

[Chiz]

A gift certificate for a spa. ALWAYS WORKS!

Depends on who the girl is and what she means to you though.

 

[THT]

Original pressies are always the best. Go for it.

Exactly just looking for ideas, stripper in banana thong?

 

[Phate]

Flowers...with a dash of Rhypnol!

she won't know what hit her

 

[DanTheMan]

I hear they like rabbits.

 

[Haly]

A gift certificate for a spa. ALWAYS WORKS!

Depends on who the girl is and what she means to you though.

Like you said, it depends on the girl. I'd hate a spa visit

Really is impossible to say without knowing the girl.

 

[THT]

Spa visit isnt what im looking for
Needs to be more unique!

 

[KittensCake]

SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!

 

[DannyDan]

A jab to the ovaries

 

[meghatronic]

Spa visit isnt what im looking for
Needs to be more unique!

Adopt an animal?

But, explain who the girl is first...

 

[Angilion]

Saturday Night Live has the perfect answer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg&feature=related

 

[mpj88]

shiny things always go down well!

 

[Haly]

Adopt an animal?

But, explain who the girl is first...

Now that sounds good

 

[lumpeh]

I got a girl a gingerbread man once. She thought it was really cute ¬¬

 

[THT]

yeah lumpeh - thats what im looking for - but something bit different, since i just did cupcakes...

 

[Slinwagh]

shiny things always go down well!

So do hookers.

 

[Dingleberry88]

Get a box.

Cut a hole in the box.

Put your junk through the hole.

Make her open the box.