Alternate Presents for Girls

[Aod]

all the girls i know like home/hand made jewelry.

go make something!

 

[peterattheboro]

Yeha, if he wants to be made redundant

I've shoved one up our lass whilst doing the business

 

[Tefal]

I've shoved one up our lass whilst doing the business

Wizards sleeve with room for 2

 

[Aod]

Wizards sleeve with room for 2

maybe he means that he put the roast beef in the top oven and the after-dinner chocolate cake in the bottom one?

i can't believe i just thought-up and typed-out that sentence!

 

[OtherSide]

This thread has lots of funnies .

How about a Gym membership?

 

[N19h7m4r3]

How about a Gym membership?

I'll get mine that and see how she reacts

 

[FeFiDoh]

all the girls i know like home/hand made jewelry.

go make something!

How old are the girls you know

 

[fail at the internets]

Could make her a scrapbook with a poem at the front and pictures of you and her and glue random items from stuff like one of your dates or something.

/gay

 

[Oxide™]

Could make her a scrapbook with a poem at the front and pictures of you and her and glue random items from stuff like one of your dates or something.

/gay

/gay

 

[Gackt]

/gay

/gay with hot chick? or /gay alone?

I know what I'd pick.

 

[Tefal]

/gay with hot chick? or /gay alone?

I know what I'd pick.

wouldn't being gay with a a hot chick be like being straight with a hot man? O.o

 

[bledd]

Could make her a scrapbook with a poem at the front and pictures of you and her and glue random items from stuff like one of your dates or something.

/gay

it is gay, and takes a good night to do, but you'll be in extra good book

 

[fail at the internets]

wouldn't being gay with a a hot chick be like being straight with a hot man? O.o

 

[Angilion]

I have found the perfect gift for a woman:

http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack

How classy is that?

 

[aproctor]

A big black ***** up with a pink ribbon and receipt from a second hand shop.

 

[Mr.Clark]

Next is a horses head, but im stuck for ideas after that...

I know a lot of girls want a pony, but expecting them to build it themselves is a bit cruel...

 

[platypus]

Bored.

 

[THT]

Could make her a scrapbook with a poem at the front and pictures of you and her and glue random items from stuff like one of your dates or something.

/gay

not quite at that stage yet - that would be too much!

 

[tuckenator]

My dick in a box

 

[semi-pro waster]

My dick in a box

Why would you wish to neuter yourself for a girl you don't even know? I can only hope that the restraining order is in the post.