Alternate Presents for Girls

You know girls can be very funny about presents:
Example 1: Whisked off to Paris, expensive hotel, copious amounts of champagne before making love on a bed of rose petals

The next day 'Oh that was so lovely thank you'

Example 2: A quick trip up the motorway to Manchester in an old Astra, motel just off the motorway, a couple of beers with a lot of rohypnol and then sex until she starts becoming more conscious.

The next day - she's nowhere to be found and wont answer her phone.

The difference between 1 and 2 is mainly budget..
 
Making love on a bed full of rose petals isn't all it's cracked up to be. The little buggers get stuck in all sorts of places :(
 
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