Camel Spider causes house evacuation.

[Raikiri]

Essex, poor *******.

 

[Metalface Mark]

I doubt they would want to keep it as a pet, after it bit and killed their dog (according to the sun today).

 

[blix]

I doubt they would want to keep it as a pet, after it bit and killed their dog (according to the sun today).

 

[LiE]

A glass and a bit of news paper would take care of it.

 

[z0mbi3]

A glass and a bit of news paper would take care of it.

It would break the glass or chew through the paper and bite your nads off. Fact.

 

[richb_83]

A glass and a bit of news paper would take care of it.

You'd need a bucket and a piece wood more like lol

I'm assuming you've never seen one of these before?! lol

 

[bsoltan]

Ugh! imagine they catch it, but dont realise its laid a giant nest in their attic

IM ITCHING ALL OVER

The female then digs a burrow, into which it lays 50 to 200 eggs, depending on the species

Crikey! They're going to take over the country!

 

[HeX]

Burn down the house... it's the only way to be sure.

 

[bsoltan]

Nuke it from orbit.... it's the only way to be sure.

fixed.

Just don't try and punch it in the ovaries.

 

[bledd]

i remember reading when a load of these

were in a bunch of banana's in a flat when someone moved in (in the uk too)

think they're called banana spiders, i'm too scared to google images

 

[blix]

i remember reading when a load of these
http://www.afpmb.org/pubs/Field_Guide/Images/originals/Fig.%201.jpg[img] were in a bunch of banana's in a flat when someone moved in (in the uk too)

think they're called banana spiders, i'm too scared to google images[/QUOTE]



[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider[/url]

[QUOTE]The Brazilian wandering spiders appear in the Guinness Book of World Records 2007 for the most venomous animal and is the spider considered directly responsible for most human deaths due to envenomations from a spider bite.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

[QUOTE]Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence.[/QUOTE]

lolol

 

[Megahurtz400]

*Looks at Location.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[LiE]

It's like that movie Arachnid, but for real.

 

[Conscript]

*Looks at Location.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You're as good as dead. I'm already booked on the next ferry for France.

 

[Megahurtz400]

You're as good as dead. I'm already booked on the next ferry for France.

Im going to try and take it down for the good of OcUK.

Remember me people, for i am a saviour!

 

[LiE]

Im going to try and take it down for the good of OcUK.

Remember me people, for i am camel spider food!

fixed

 

[paradigm]

It's like that movie Arachnid, but for real.

You mean Arachnophobia?

 

[THMRK]

Where's ma grenades?

 

[LiE]

You mean Arachnophobia?

Exactly.

 

[Tefal]

Where's ma grenades?

Spider ate them.