Things to do before you die

Skydiving is brilliant :D You doing a tandem jump or solo? I've been flying and gliding a few times too, it's great. For me, I just want to travel and see the world. Other things I try and do as I think of them - Just did a single seater experience at silverstone last Monday and it was brilliant.
 
put it all on red/black!

eat a swan

slap a penguin

take heroin

edit: remove all the hair on your body with tweasers or have a full body wax
 
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I think it would be revealing if one actually wrote down a proper list, with thought out reasons. Rather than the arbitrary "swim with dolphins" etc.

I think I'll add this to my list of things to do. Yes I did just make a plan to make a plan.
 
OK heres mine...



1. Overtake a police car
2. Eat a snail
3. Get my motorbike license
4. clear a 12ft tabletop – motocross
5. smash up a hire car
6. by a mini coupe and quadruple park it
7. by an old banger car and park it in really inconvenient places to annoy others
8. have a threesome
9. meet an Irishman a Welshman and a Scotsman in the same day
10. dress up as Spiderman and do the London marathon
11. Do the London marathon
12. when I have 1 month left to pay on the car smash it up and claim my money back
13. earn over 50k in one year
14. win the lottery
15. drive a car whilst wearing clown shoes
16. Skim a stone 12 jumps!
17. beat my sister at chess
18. meet the rest of the Lester birds
19. get drunk before an important speech
20. get on TV and moon the world
21. Get my feedback to 1000 on eBay
22. be hypnotised
23. Take on the Essex ducks!
24. Meet Tony Blair and call him a bint on public TV!
25. get the batman car and drive it around Basildon picking up lady’s
26. witness Gareth going on the pull
27. Watch Gareth actually pull! – done, I no…I can’t believe it either.
28. Order over £50 worth of Chinese from 6 different Chinese restaurants to be delivered to the same address (neighbour)
29. Scare off the local dogging squad with a siren and blue lights (I’ll get em)
30. Eat 3 crackers in a minute!
31. Convince Guv’s dad I’m not a marked man
32. fit 8 people into a mini
33. Buy Guv the big hammer that he runs and shouts with
34. Ask a girl for payment after sex
35. Finish me Cisco course
36. have cosmos cater for my wedding
37. complete EVE
38. listen to 200 songs in one day
39. Go to a golf club with an air horn and do it jackass style just before they tee off
40. moose a girl
41. Hit someone with a big paddle
42. Swing round a library on one of them swingy ladder things
43. Throw a menu at the waitress and ask for the lot
44. Throw a hand full of pennies at the bloke in the drive through and speed off
45. Build and use a spud gun
46. Go Skydiving
47. Build an entire fleet of paper aeroplanes
48. Fill a convertible car with a rubbish bin. It has to be a Full One
49. Spiderman a girl
50. go and see the salt flats of Bolivia
51. Pay for an entire 3 course meal, in penny’s.
52. Do a glide on my own, WITHOUT an instructor
53. Destroy microsoft


I never finished mine, but my mate did.
 
what are "moose" and "spiderman" when done to a girl?

Moose - shagging a girl, your on top....just before she climaxes you bring your hands to your head (open palmed) and put your thumbs on your temples and shout "MOOOOOOOOOSE"

This HAS been done. The look on their faces is priceless :D - When me and my mates went to spain we all pulled on the same night, all you heard throughout the house at various times was "mooooose"


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Spiderman - blast it in your hand and fling it in her face shouting "GO WEB GO"
 
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Moose - shagging a girl, your on top....just before she climaxes you bring your hands to your head (open palmed) and put your thumbs on your temples and shout "MOOOOOOOOOSE"

This HAS been done. The look on their faces is priceless :D - When me and my mates went to spain we all pulled on the same night, all you heard throughout the house at various times was "mooooose"


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Spiderman - blast it in your face and fling it in her face shouting "GO WEB GO"

awesome :D
 
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