Adverts that irritates you?

Mr Jones said:
The stupid knock off nigel one - not the old Irish Pub one but the newer retard with the flute. It's essentially the same "advert" as those DVD introduction but sung and annoying to me by a git.
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Knock of nigel, man I love those adverts.
"he nicks food from the fridge" *insert awesome flute solo*
gotta love it. :D
 
I hate every advert, some more so than others though. Some will literally make me cringe - most of which have been mentioned in this thread already, like moonpig and that DFS one. Fortunately I don't watch much TV but when I do I always mute it when the ads come on.

Another thing that annoys me is that the volume during ads is always much higher than that of the programme I'm watching in the first place. Another good reason to mute.
 
It would be easier to say the ones I do like than the ones I don't

One i do like though: the pampers one, always gets a chuckle :p (where he lays the baby on the bed to change his nappy and he sprays it like he means it
 
joey1211 said:
Kwik Fit ad with the kid bashing the water cooler. Indicative of modern parenting ;-)
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Thought about the same, I actually found myself going what else can they do? well they're doing some parenting because your dumb arse is too busy sitting looking smug while your kid batters the **** into a water cooler with a toy car.

Any normal parent would go from "stop that please", to "stop that now or i'm going to get angry", to "stop that you little **** unless you want a smack", to smacking to little **** to stop him battering the watercooler and teaching him wrong from right. Or similar, it's foolproof.
 
The Budweiser adverts at the moment: make me want to hurl things at the television. Why in gods name did someone think that footage of a really crap band murdering songs in a number of different styles (whilst a fat yank in a white suit mumbles incoherent statements to them) would make anyone want to buy beer? If you gave me a bottle of Bud and put me in a room with that lot I guarantee the bottle would be put to creative use.....
 
I'm amazed that no one has mentioned the pregnancy test advert yet that states something along the lines of "find out your up the duff 6 before your first missed period!"

i mean HOW THE HECK are you supposed to know that you are going to miss your period 6 days in advance

PUT ON A LOTTERY TICKET IF YOU HAVE THESE POWERS!!!!

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OH MY GOD!

Why has no one mentioned that bint on the maltesers adverts. You know the one who ****** everybody about!

Hows this for a new way to be naughty?! *puts electrical clips to her nips and mortal kombat style uppercuts her head off*

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Morrisons ones particularly annoy me.

"I like my buns with freshly squeezed cream on them"

Oh, do you really Denise.

At least the one with the Hamster has a jet fighter I suppose. And at the least the one with Denise Van Outen has Denise Van Outen I suppose. But still, they really annoy me.

Tesco's too actually. They always put get that old bint to do the voice over, some salt of the earth stereo type. God I want armageddon to come.
 
There's one with some idiot in a car holding down his horn for about 10 seconds. It's the only advert that makes me mute or turn over. I have no idea what the makers of it were thinking.

Found it:
 
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Hows about that 'Chrunch Nut ad... (well all of em.. but one specificly) where they've got a 'Chrunchy Nut' lane on the road!... there seems to be a large bit of it cut out!... it goes from 'Get him' to 'See!!' in a split second!... What did they do to him??... What happend to him for using the lane with out a permit???...
 
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