tonight at night class!

Rybo89

Rybo89

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Went to me 1st night class tonight (Maths) as i missed it in week. Anyway there this fat greasy spotty humpalumpa who was there who talked with 1 of them annoying gay sarcastic arrogant voice's (mr know it all) and we 1 of them faces you just love to volley.

Im not one of them who talks about computer's, i like to keep my love for them to my self (when off the net) and i dont know to much about them but i understand components.Anyway we had to go on the computer's what were old but perfectly fine,this humpalumpa started going on about how slow these computer's are and how his is a top end computer and "lightening quick", i was just nodding my head and trying to show him i couldn't give 2 ****'s but with out saying it.

I knew he was trying his best to get me to say "what computer you got", anyway i said it (regrettably). So he ramble's on how he's got AMD3200, a ati800 agp(think it was that,ive never heard of it?) 1gb memory ect ect and how he can design sites and stuff, proper going into detail on every bit.At this point i was just thinking "LOL" to my self.

Then he went on to ask me if i have a computer, just thought to my self "Ryan just don't!". Well, it all just come out ,started off as "Well ive only got......) expecting him to just shut up, then when i finished, his first words was "ah low end then,take it your just one of them who goes on msn and net?" Proper being serious, i couldn't believe it lol, first thing what come into my head was that picture with the facepalm you see a lot around here, and i know mine isn't the highest of high end comps, but still....

I know this is a completely worthless stupid post and wont be funny at all but if you was in my shoes at time u couldn't help but **$$ your self, and think about wrapping the closest chair around his head.Still cant get over how annoying of a person he is, he's like 27 i put my life on it he's still live's with his mum and a virgin.

thought i would share anyway, to people who like reading and who can't go out tonight and get wrecked either :(
 
You should have battered him with your keyboard, it's probably a lot better than his anyway so he'd appreciate it.
 
I had this in college, Yeah its a given I was on a computer course.

But certain things should be left unsaid at times. For instance, When you're out on a friday night, In the middle of a pub with pretty girlies dancing around... It's not the best place to map out WOW strategies.

When walking through town on a nice summers day, and the girls are all half naked. Don't start having conversations about WOW strategies.

I had a friend, Loved WOW, and he brought it up as often as possible, Which is fine. But it's embarrassing when mentioned in certain places.
 
I usually tell those people that I don't own a computer, it's much easier. Also, while you're there, it might be an idea to sign up for English too.
 
your first instinct was spot-on:

"Ryan just don't!".
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ya brung it on yourself! (another one for the "I just brought it thread"!)

you know he's going to try lording it over you for the rest of term now :p
 
While he might want to compare your computers, instead change the subject to "lives". Make him describe his life, then when he does you just say "Oh just a low end loser then? I take it you don't get out much, only sit playing games all night and the closest thing you've ever had to a woman was a 3D CGI render that you downloaded on uTorrent?".
 
Steve2000 said:
While he might want to compare your computers, instead change the subject to "lives". Make him describe his life, then when he does you just say "Oh just a low end loser then? I take it you don't get out much, only sit playing games all night and the closest thing you've ever had to a woman was a 3D CGI render that you downloaded on uTorrent?".
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haha lol bless him, might just do it and record it for the laugh :)


LOL at below post
 
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I would have been all like:

'I GOT 3 GIGS OF RAM BABY SUCK IT TOO YA!'

Then told him how quickly I can load maps in COD4. He wouldn't stand a chance.
 
helmet said:
Or you could just get on with the maths, no volleying and no video needed ;).
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After reading your signature the two words below aint wrong are they...:rolleyes:

But na im not that sad to record it lol, and i will get on with it, i have to :)
 
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