Caption competition

[loltim]

"Is that a Bugatti Veyron?"

 

[Jono8]

" John tried to look cool as he let one rip"

(i realise he may not be called john)

 

[Ken]

"My head is nose heavy so I need some support from my prosthetic hand."

 

[Gackt]

"That's it, bend over..."

"I don't think I could possibly look any cooler than this."

"Maybe if act cool, people won't notice I'm not wearing any trousers."

"I must say, what a superb fort, my son."

"Help me, oh god, help me!"

"Is that a Bugatti Veyron?"

 

[Ekim]

Dad would have climbed from 7th to 3rd in the Fonz-a-like competition if only he had managed to master the full-fist thumbs up.

 

[manic111]

Dad just can't understand why he is on top of Spongebob Squarepants...

 

[Jono8]

I feel like i've slipped into a Clinton Cards brainstorming session...

 

[Tefal]

Now where did I leave my beard.

or

I'm sure I had a beard this morning.

 

[*Chris]

"New designer deck-chairs..."

 

[Mr Jones]

"NEW prosthetic arms: Never looked so much more real than on a middle-new-age man in stripes."

 

[penski]

"While it was funny when penski did it...I can see this lollypop thing getting tired quicker than a fat kid on a treadmill."

*n

 

[Tom2k8]

"While it was funny when penski did it...I can see this lollypop thing getting tired quicker than a fat kid on a treadmill."

*n

BECAUSE PENSKI IS SO COOL AND HE KNOWS IT.

 

[PardonTheWait]

The strain of several years of heroin abuse had taken their toll on Richard Hammond

 

[Scuzi]

"While it was funny when penski did it...I can see this lollypop thing getting tired quicker than a fat kid on a treadmill."

*n

I'm not actually going to send a lollypop. Unless the winner really wants one, of course.

If only we could all be as cool and as original as yourself old bean. One can aspire.

 

[CaptainComedy]

speech bubble 1: "What you want for ya birthday dad?"
speech bubble 2: "ooooooooone hundred mmmmmmillion dollars mwhahaha!"

 

[Tee Hee Johnson]

Although he had managed to super-glue his hand to his chin Dad managed to remain calm and collected.

Love it

Im not funny/witty enough to come up with my own... so i lote this one!

 

[iamdjdz]

"So...what you're telling me is that I'm not in the 80s any more?"

 

[Scuzi]

Although he had managed to super-glue his hand to his chin Dad managed to remain calm and collected.

Ekim is in the lead at the minute.

 

[Nitefly]

"While it was funny when penski did it...I can see this lollypop thing getting tired quicker than a fat kid on a treadmill."

*n

:/

You are given compliment for your past efforts and then moan about it?

 

[yak.h'cir]

"behave or you'll feel the back of my hand" Not really funny but that's what the pose reminds me of!