New shoes (warning...slippers and dirty ***** inside)

penski · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:06

Following on from my 'can you find me these trainers?' thread t'other week, I managed to locate them locally so that saved me some hassle.

So...Payday on Friday, work all weekend, shopping this morning and...

Its a....BOX!

With STUFF inside!

Pretty stuff...

Delving into my lace collection returned the perfect unspoilt...virginal donors.

So I whipped the skinny white boys that came in the box into the bin and slapped out my big fat one ready to make them scream...A few minutes of handiwork later and they relented like the little ***** that they are, letting me slip in the wide ones like a seasoned pro...

The HARLOTS!

Check out that rear...

Turn ups...Goddamn, I'm fashionable.

*n

Sarduk · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:08

Looks good, but:

Stop acting like a gay boy. These shoes are not for gay boys!

Tombo · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:08

Awesome.

Scuzi · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:11

Looks like the mountainside on the approach to runway 13 at the old Kai Tak.

I like skate shoes but not white ones. White = chav.

I like your filthy laces though. Maybe I can touch them some time?

PardonTheWait · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:12

Not as nice as today's haul tbh

Nike finally won me over with those ones.

penski · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:12

JimpsEd said:
Looks good, but:

Stop acting like a gay boy. These shoes are not for gay boys!

Dislaimer: Horns are thrown with tongue FIRMLY in cheek.

*n

penski · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:14

Mohinder said:
Not as nice as today's haul tbh

Nike finally won me over with those ones.

Schu have ones very similar to those in red, black and white...I stared at them for about ten minutes before having to pry myself away...

*n

Scuzi · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:15

penski said:
Dislaimer: Horns are thrown with tongue FIRMLY in cheek.

*n

Careful now. Isn't your tongue made from metal?

PardonTheWait · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:15

I got mine in Schuh as well, I saw the red black and white. Do it!

Emotastic colour schemes are win

JIM_BOB7813 · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:16

Mohinder said:
Not as nice as today's haul tbh

Nike finally won me over with those ones.

Those look really nice.

Ben M · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:18

those laces are eww.

Youstolemyname · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:19

Are they corrective footwear?

penski · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:20

Mohinder said:
I got mine in Schuh as well, I saw the red black and white. Do it!

Emotastic colour schemes are win

If they still have them on the 15th, I'll get them...got some badass skull-adorned laces that'd be poifick!

*n

salami1212 · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:21

Scuzi said:
Looks like the mountainside on the approach to runway 13 at the old Kai Tak.

I like skate shoes but not white ones. White = chav.

I like your filthy laces though. Maybe I can touch them some time?

im sorry how can white skate shoes be chavvy. thats saying that all white trainers are chavvy..

JCBeastie · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:22

Are chubby clown shoes the rage at the moment? :S

penski · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:25

Youstolemyname said:
Are they corrective footwear?

May as well be. I have fallen arches, badly healed broken and chipped bones, old fractures, tendon and cart damage, and ingrown nails that mean that I'm in pain most of the time I'm on my feet. Skate slippers are one of the few designs that give me a modicum of relief.

*n

WillyNelson · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:29

penski said:

Are you a clown?

Scuzi · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:31

salami1212 said:
im sorry how can white skate shoes be chavvy. thats saying that all white trainers are chavvy..

Exactly!

penski · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:33

WillyNelson said:
Are you a clown?

Your mum doesn't complain about the size of my...shoes.

...

...

Anyway - these are only size 11..All my other shoobs are twelves.

Score.

*n

Tom0 · 1 Sep 2008 at 17:38

Not my thing but I can see the appeal.

How big a hole did they burn in your pocket old bean?