Lily Allen = chav

I like some of her songs, but I think she is a bit of a <'trat' said in Jonathan Ross's accent>
 
I've always said she's chav, she even drinks like a chav, lightweight.
She sings about chav stuff too, old grannies getting mugged, her licence getting revoked, riding a probably stolen bike all day. To name a few.

Tbh I have never read celebrity magazines, they're all ****ed up in some way. Why do I care? I have more interesting things to talk about than some stupid supermodel or ****ed up alchy, or someone who stabs their butler because he farted by accident.
I don't care.
 
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Lilly Allen
Peaches Geldof
Lindsey Lohan
Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham
Pete Docherty
Amy Whinehouse
Jamie Winstone
Jade Goody
Kerry Katona Faddyen or whatever her name is
Big Brother rejects etc etc

I think this is a good starting list for the people i will be ordering to pay a visit to the wall when i become king........ :D
 
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